I can't do that. Peter Jackson's cast can never be replaced. Can I recast Hawaii 5-O?

Here's my recast of Hawaii 5-O:

Elijah Wood - Steve McGarrett

Jason Segel - Danny "Danno" Williams

John Cho - Kono Kalakaua

Ken Watanabe - Chin Ho Kelly

Kurtwood Smith - Governor Paul Jameson

I don't know why they just don't do a continuation of Miami Vice. Don Johnson can come back as Lt. Sonny Crockett and he can lead a new squad of detectives. You can bring back one or two of the original cast members for guest roles every once and awhile. Who wouldn't watch that?

That's a really good idea

Don Johnson is a raging alcoholic that nobody wants to work with.

Well, so was Crockett. Fine, bring back the black dude to play Lt. Rico Tubbs. (Honestly, I just can't remember his name right now. Philip Thomas Michael, or Michael Philip Thomas, I always have trouble with the guys with three first names.) Don Johnson can make occasional guest appearances as Sonny Crockett, Private Investigator.

Don't mind me, just testing out the new sig.

Engrish is always hilarious

Verily, let us all pile on the person who obviously regards English as a second language. How backward this person is, this non-native English speaker. Let us point out his or her obvious differences and make light of them.

Grow up.

Do you have to put that stick up your ass every morning or do you just leave it in when you go to bed?

i find it best to remove and insert every other hour

That explains a lot.

I just found out that chick from The Crying Game is a hermaphrodite. :eek:

Listening to Sabaton makes me want to:

a. Go play Oblivion and go all Viking Berserker on some people

b. Play Call of Duty 2

c. Buy their new album

Anyone else want to punch Jeff Dunham in the face?

I want to dropkick him and his puppets in the face. Now Denis Leary, he's a good stand up comedian.

I dislike Denis Leary as well

I freakin' loved his rant on how it's impossible to find coffee-flavored coffee now-a-days.

I've heard that from quite a few different comedians

But he goes completely batshit. The three comedians I really hate are Carlos Mencia, Dane Cook, and Chris Tucker.

this is for you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5SWgbIw9kE

I wish I had $550 right now

http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/Vie...Item=191228758

Now can we do something about Ann Coulter?

My little cat won't shut up. I am pretty sure it wants something, but I am not sure what

That woman seriously needs to get laid.

Fixed that for you

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fil...dams_apple.jpg

It either wants out or a saucer of cream. Or probably it wants attention.

They should make another biopic of Lenny Bruce (mainly focusing on the obscenity trial). I vote for Danny Masterson as Lenny Bruce and Bijou Phillips as Honey Bruce.

I do most of my reading in the gym now, and I've only stopped and refused to finish two things: the official 9/11 report because it was too depressing, and one of Ann Coulter's books, because it was too embarrassing.

Here's my recast of Red Dragon:

William Graham - Danny Masterson

Dr. Hannibal Lector - Gary Oldman

Francis "The Toothfairy" Dolarhyde - Elijah Wood

Jack Crawford - Viggo Mortensen

Molly Graham - Bijou Phillips

Here's a challenge, re-cast the A-Team, BUT, only using actors who would be likely to commit to a television series. (So you can't cast George Clooney as Hannibal Smith.)

I was hoping they were do a remake of the A-Team rather than a movie, except they'd all be ex-Delta Force Somalia vets, and the crime they didn't commit was an assassination they did at the behest of the CIA, which was later denied. It'd be less humorous and more serious, because at the end of the day, these men were still wanted by the US government. Basically, a new A-Team series for fans of the old show when they were kids but who were now adults.

Piece of cake:

Mark Hamon - Colonel John "Hannibal" Smith

Matthew Fox - Lt. Templeton "Faceman" Peck

Dennis Haysbert - Sgt. B.A. Baracus

Seth Green - Captian H.M. "Howlin' Mad" Murdock

I agree on Mark Harmon. Or Adam Arkin, the poor man's George Clooney. Dennis Haysbert? I'm not sure he'd be willing to go from playing the President of the United States to a role first played by master thespian Mr. T. I was thinking more along the lines of Terry Crews. He's got the build, and he can be funny. Seth Green seems a bit too young for Murdock too. Maybe Matthew Lillard? He can do crazy. I didn't watch Lost or Party of Five, so I'm not familiar with the work of Matthew Fox. Can he play sleazy?

You're in good hands, fool.

AMERICA! fuck yeah!

Jurassic Park! Swordfish, do Jurassic Park! Don't forget the kids!

Edit: Bonus points if you cast based on the descriptions in the original book instead of just reimagineering the movie, including omitted characters.

Did I ever tell ya'll about the time I punched a tiger in the head?

what the hell kind of question is that?