No, the clown from it could kill you with ease. That Canadian chick cannot

Raccoons are so cute. They where little masks, just like robbers.

But you are in high school, right?

FAIL
english: learn it motherfucker

Senior year

Mmmm. Hawaiian Ice

That guy looks crazy in the panels that show him with a shovel.

Eminem is a narcissistic, misogynistic junkie.

Ah, I see. Well, then, you should watch "The Big Lebowski" before you get to college (or the real world).

Also, has anyone told you yet that your signature line has a major typo. "doesn't afraid of anything"? Say what? Shouldn't it be, "isn't afraid of anything"?

You people need to learn how to defend yourself against people armed with a fresh piece of fruit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w

Do you know what I find sexy? Mila Kunis dressed up as Joan Crawford singing Bobby Vinton's Blue Velvet.

What? That's pretty specific

I've been playing the Max Payne games for the last two days and it makes me look forward to the third game than I already do. Hurry the fuck up, Rockstar, I want to shoot random thugs in slo-mo with the almighty Winchester 1300!

dut the ol' red ryder!
im gonna go get some bb's tomorrow after school and shoot it. probrably at pesky animals.......and schtuff....

If you were an operator, you'd get one of these

http://www.pyramydair.com/p/Heckler-...2-bb-gun.shtml

or something from this page

http://www.pyramydair.com/cgi-bin/sh...%20Koch&Type=0

Nah, I've seen better Airsoft

Has anyone noticed some higher end airsoft guns almost cost as much as the guns they are based off of? That's fucking rediculous

http://stylefrizz.com/img/vanity-fai...mila-kunis.jpg

Good. Now all she needs to do is sing.

Is Macaulay Culkin dead?

I don't think so. Why?

He hasn't been in any films lately.

Maybe he is living off of royalties

I just found out he was in this movie called Party Monster with Seth Green.

My mom came into to my room while I was looking at the markings on my 4506's magazine and asked "what are you doing". I just turned around and said "reading a magazine"

That Dune movie was an epicly epic fail that failed epicly

So was that other Dune movie.

What other one? I'm talking about the one that David Lynch made.

I think its the point.

Scientology. They have an open season policy on murdering people critical of their practices and are responsible for the largest infiltration of the federal government in history.

Are you some sort of conspiracy theorist?

no

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fair_Game_(Scientology)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Snow_White

We remember and we do not forget. Our memories clear, the senses keen to that which we endured, lost, bled and buried in the sands around this globe. This earth, drenched with our blood. I for one shall not forget. And to those that choose to forget, they are the ones who history truly forgets.....

That is not lighthearted enough for this thread. GET OUT!

Did anyone hear about how Obama is going to hold a Ramadan meal at the White House?

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefi...t-ramadan-meal

or about how he's taking a ''vacation'' to the gulf for not even a day

Seriously? I didn't know that

So S&Wshooter, i herd u liek commies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjZZgRiKKGw