Hey, you hipster douche. Just because you got a new haircut doesn't mean you're going to get laid. Plus be a man and drink some real beer. Heineken is for douchy hipsters and Kyle MacLachlan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

I barely notice the recoil difference between them and normal rounds. Of course the 4506 is one big, heavy, recoil absorbing son of a bitch

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ith_Cheese.jpg

Do you know what they call this hamburger in France. A Royale with Cheese. The french have fancy names for everything!

I found a can of Irn Bru on the floor at school. Where the hell do you get Irn Bru in Texas?

Irn-Bru smugglers.

HK to Joseph Gordon-Levitt: You suck and everyone hates you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5efeYf0qBU

How does Kiera Knightley put on a bra when chest is as flat as a pancake?

I just realized that if grenades, perks/armor abilities, and punks using vehicles were removed from all online games, I'd probably be one of the top 100 players. While playing Halo: Reach earlier it was very clear that without armor abilities and grenades most people would not be able to get a kill

of course games would suck if we "took out" everything somebody hated, like look at call of duty, if every gun somebody complained about was taken out wed have no game.

But people use grenades and perks to make up for their lack of skill. Whne I was growing up, we played Goldeneye or Perfect Dark. You had to rely on your skill as a player and nothing else. Nowadays they have all kinds of shit that makes it damn near impossible to play multiplayer without some little kid throwing a grenade every ten seconds or not dying after having their head ventilated with a .308 because of some perk