damnit! Why does this keep happening to me?!?

The internetz sez: "Because fuck you, that's why"

Here's what I feed Wilem Dafoe: a bucket of fishheads once a week.

This morning I found a dead fish in the sidewalk.

My pinched nerve is acting up again :mad:

That has nothing to do with the nail-imbedded-in-my-hip pain I am experiencing

I know. I just did it for the lulz.

Here's what I think when I see a pretty girl on the street. One part of me wants to take her out, buy her dinner, dress her up, neck with her. The other part of wonders what her head would look like on a stake.

Like this;
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.c...omero-head.jpg
but female.