I'd prefer Denny Crane. He has actual diplomas and he promises me millions of dollars, not a cigar shaped pen, smoking monkey, or bussiness card that turns into a sponge when wet (although I would like a smoking monkey).

Vinny Gambini.

My car died in the school parking lot and I had to wait an hour because of all the traffic so me, my buddy and a couple of auto tech guys to push it to the auto tech garage to charge it. It is really fucking hot outside too

My dad drives me to school in the morning. It's like having a chauffeur.

im eating a peanut butter waffle sandwich
basically peanut butter between two waffles....not bad

I'm going to be riding with my friend for a little while. The auto tech guys took a look at my Expedition and there is a bunch of shit wrong with it

I´ve never eaten waffles.

Yesterday, I spent 230 bucks to repair my Sierra´s brakes, carter and some details in the wheels. It´s a pain in the ass when your car is broken.

You need to start eating more stuff

Maybe. Also, Starbucks coffee, but I´m sure I´ll taste it this week.

I try to avoid non-homebrewed coffee. Every time I drink it, I get sick