You can replace the leads of (500) Days of Summer with the ghost of Heath Ledger and Katy Perry and it still would be the same.

Proof:

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6...w0w6o1_500.jpg

http://antoniofarinha.com/blog/wp-co...-deschanel.jpg

I went to ammuntiontogo.com's website in Brenham, around where they make Blue Bell icecream, and I:

Held an Uzi (very heavy)
Was able to examine the S&W Bodyguard .380
Held that tiny little 1911 Sig makes
Held a Calico carbine
Found an out of the way counter full of cheap ($225-$350) S&W autos in GREAT condition
Saw a LAR Grizzly up close

I'm going to kill the cast of Jersey Shore with a shotgun. And when they ask why I did it, I'll say I did it "for the lulz" (which is the only reason why anyone does anything).

When asked say "I dont deserve any special recognition officers, just doing my part to make the world a better place."

I must be the only irish guy who doesnt give a crap its st patricks day. when your underaged st pattys and new years are the holidays where everyone else goes out having fun. Oh well 4 months and counting.

I swear, if anyone pinches me today for not wearing green, I'm gonna knock their teeth out. :mad:

And holy crap, I didn't know I had almost 1,000 posts here... :eek:

When will metrosexuals admit that they're just gay?

The only thing im wearing thats green is my boxers and im not eactly showing those to people. Its sad seeing im 3/4 irish. then theres people who flip that you dont wear green but have no irish blood at all, even people who are like italian, german, etc.

"You know why God made whiskey, Mr. Marston?"
"No"
"Ah, so the Irish don't rule the world"

Was it an actual uzi or an uzi carbine?

Looks like good weather sunday so i can actually shoot some guns. Sand pit for fun targets like clays and bottles.

Look, opium doesn't just GROW ON TREES, YOU KNOW!

Carbine with a folding stock

just found out i had a ruger 10/22
shoots like a beauty, my new favorite
im gonna get some 30 rounders and a tapco stock and frame....

Did you forget that you had it or something?

25 rounders actually work well some brand with tac- or something

Man, I haven't shot my .22's in a long, long time. Hell, I havent touched the little Browning more than 2 or 3 times since I got the alighty Model 52

http://www.proxibid.com/AuctionImage...l/31314_01.jpg

*PLINK* Bullseye everytime, even when you aren't aiming at the bullseye :p

I saw a crossdresser reporting the news on BBC Worl News a little while ago

Viggo Mortensen putting out a cigarette out on his tongue in Eastern Promises is the most badass thing in the history of badassery.

my mom had it in her closet, it was a gift for me from my deceased grandfather, and we hadn't gone shooting in a while.
she thought it was a pellet gun, but when she took the box out it had the ruger emblem, and when i opened it i saw it was a 10/22.
best damn 22, i loved them even before i new i had one!:D
going 30 rounder shopping today...
and the 20 round mags are by tapco, they also make stocks

My friend puked in my car last night (on my leather interior).

Hope everyone's St. Patrick's Day was as awesome as mine.

I'm going fishing this weekend with my new fishing pole.

My saint pattys day will be awesome next year, last year i was in ireland, puffing a cuban and drinking with friends. This year Im back in america with are stupid drinking age.

Sunday will be sweet, my buddy is bringing his scoped 1022, a folding stock 870vand a sig 556. I got my marlin, my 22, and my reovler, and shooting cool targets at a sandpit. Sweet.

Ian Curtis is an epic dancer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5ELh_9aPbE

Autoerotic asphyxiation is stupid. How can someone choke themselves and beat off at the same time?

Remember when the chocking game was big national news? Well it was big here 2 years before that, kid suffocated himself in his room trying to get a high. I have no idea why you would choke yourself out, especially without a watcher to stop you if you go too far.

Just noticed, SWEEP. Yutt.

I went to a Mexican Restaurant

May sister has been a major cunt the ENTIRE FUCKING DAY!!!

I ate some leftover Mexican food. Big mistake

For no reason?

Hah! My immune system kicked food poisoning's ass. I was only sick for like 30 minutes

Started watching Neon Genesis Evangeleon b/c I keep hearing about it. The dude who wrote it needs to see a shrink

Coffee is the best.

there is a reason its because she was genetically arranged to be a bitch.
less scientifically speaking: she's a woman.

More specifically speaking: She's on her period, maybe? You did consider that possibility, right?

And good luck finding a girlfriend with your attitude towards women.

All women suck to be around 8 days a month (4 days of period, 4 american idol nights.)

If I owned a thermos smaller than a friggin' liter, I'd bring coffee to school