So when those damn kids get on his lawn he can chase them away. :D

Exactly. Damn kids, stepping on my lawn to get the candy I'm going to offer to them...

Here's some laws I would propose If I were president:

* A Bale Out bill: It basically consists of Christian Bale yelling at the economy until it fixes itself.

* All milk must come from Jennifer Connelly's boobs.

* Ann Coulter will be deported to Guantanamo Bay.

* Whenever you see Ashton Kutcher, you must throw fast food at him.

* If you see an ACLU lawyer, kick them in the nuts (or if it's a chick, in their taco).

* Laura Prepon must go back to being a redhead (she's hotter with red hair).

* Kanye West will be banned from attending the MTV Music Video Awards.

* The following people will be added to the No-Fly list:

* All the members of the Westboro Baptist Church.

* TEA party protesters.

Swordfish has my vote in 2012.

There would be a milk shortage, and the wesboro are allowed to fly....in the transport jets i ship their asses out of the country on.

NO!

Vote Cthulu/Cheney in 2012

No More Years!

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