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S&Wshooter 09-12-2010 04:45 AM
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Zimbabwe

Markost 09-12-2010 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 19006)
Why hasn't Chris Hansen caught Pedobear yet?
Because he´s the cutest pederastian ever.

Swordfish941 09-12-2010 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Markost (Post 19013)
Because he´s the cutest pederastian ever.
Pedobear is a Paedophile. He does things to little girls. Really fucked up things.

BurtReynoldsMoustache 09-12-2010 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 19014)
Pedobear is a Paedophile. He does things to little girls. Really fucked up things.
Pedobear is a cartoon. He does not exist. He hurts nobody.

Swordfish941 09-12-2010 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by BurtReynoldsMoustache (Post 19015)
Pedobear is a cartoon. He does not exist. He hurts nobody.
That's what he wants you to think. ;)

Markost 09-12-2010 08:55 PM
I think pedobear is a pretty cool guy. eh rapes the lolis and doesn´t afraid of anything.

S&Wshooter 09-12-2010 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Markost (Post 19017)
I think pedobear is a pretty cool guy. eh rapes the lolis and doesn´t afraid of anything.
I think Mah Shuvel is a pretty cool guy. eh beats the pedos and doesn't afraid of anything

Mah Shuvel:
http://www.teraasekeskus.com/tuottee...sShovelNet.jpg

BurtReynoldsMoustache 09-12-2010 10:35 PM
This thread is retarded.

S&Wshooter 09-12-2010 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by BurtReynoldsMoustache (Post 19019)
This thread is retarded.
Yeah, but it's really fun so STFU

Swordfish941 09-12-2010 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by BurtReynoldsMoustache (Post 19019)
This thread is retarded.
Do you want to get beaten with Mah Shuvel?

Markost 09-12-2010 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by BurtReynoldsMoustache (Post 19019)
This thread is retarded.
http://images.encyclopediadramatica....7602100501.png

Swordfish941 09-13-2010 06:12 PM
John Connor to Donald Rumsfield: "If we stay to course we are dead. We are all dead!"

BurtReynoldsMoustache 09-13-2010 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 19045)
John Connor to Donald Rumsfield: "If we stay to course we are dead. We are all dead!"
Dick Cheney to John Connor: "Go fuck yourself."

Swordfish941 09-13-2010 06:32 PM
King Juan Carlos I to Fred Phelps: "Why don't you just shut up?"

S&Wshooter 09-13-2010 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by BurtReynoldsMoustache (Post 19046)
Dick Cheney to John Connor: "Hey, were'd your head go?." *ejects spent shell from shotgun*
Fixed That For You

Swordfish941 09-13-2010 07:59 PM
Here's a lesson that we can all learn from life: Never go hunting with Dick Cheney.

S&Wshooter 09-13-2010 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 19050)
Here's a lesson that we can all learn from life: Never go hunting with Dick Cheney.
Really? Guess I'm going to have to tell him I can't go next weekend

Swordfish941 09-13-2010 08:08 PM
Do you know what's funny about Jack Abramoff's name? His first name is "Jack" and the last three letters of his last name spell "off". :D

BurtReynoldsMoustache 09-13-2010 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 19052)
Do you know what's funny about Jack Abramoff's name? His first name is "Jack" and the last three letters of his last name spell "off". :D
hurrf durrf he has the word "bra" in his name chuckle chuckle

Zulu Two Six 09-13-2010 08:48 PM
i dont want to jack Abram off!

Swordfish941 09-13-2010 08:51 PM
I think there is an Adjustment Bureau that keeps celebrity couples from marrying.

BurtReynoldsMoustache 09-13-2010 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Zulu Two Six (Post 19056)
i dont want to jack Abram off!
J Ackab Ramo FF !!!

BurtReynoldsMoustache 09-13-2010 09:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 19057)
I think there is an Adjustment Bureau that keeps celebrity couples from marrying.
Celebrities get married all the time, what are you talking about?

S&Wshooter 09-14-2010 12:20 AM
Slow day, isn't it?

Swordfish941 09-14-2010 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by BurtReynoldsMoustache (Post 19059)
Celebrities get married all the time, what are you talking about?
The following celebrity couples have not gotten married thanks to the adjustment bureau:

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Katy Perry and Russell Brand

Bijou Phillips and Danny Masterson

Macaulay Culkin and Mila Kunis.

S&Wshooter 09-14-2010 12:30 AM
Anyone one here about that old boy up in Jackson, Kentucky who shot his wife, 4 other people, and then himself with a shotgun because he didn't like the way his wife cooked his eggs?

Swordfish941 09-14-2010 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted by S&Wshooter (Post 19062)
Anyone one here about that old boy up in Jackson, Kentucky who shot his wife, 4 other people, and then himself with a shotgun because he didn't like the way his wife cooked his eggs?
That's a stupid reason to commit murder suicide. Tom Arnold's stand up routine is a perfect reason to commit murder suicide.

S&Wshooter 09-14-2010 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 19063)
That's a stupid reason to commit murder suicide. Tom Arnold's stand up routine is a perfect reason to commit murder suicide.
"Gawdammit, I dun' want no durn scrambled eggs, womern, I wanted o'er easy!"

BurtReynoldsMoustache 09-14-2010 01:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by S&Wshooter (Post 19062)
Anyone one here about that old boy up in Jackson, Kentucky who shot his wife, 4 other people, and then himself with a shotgun because he didn't like the way his wife cooked his eggs?
What did she do, try to use Egg Beaters instead of fresh eggs?

S&Wshooter 09-14-2010 01:13 AM
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Originally Posted by BurtReynoldsMoustache (Post 19068)
What did she do, try to use Egg Beaters instead of fresh eggs?
I dunno, but that dude is fucking hardcore

Swordfish941 09-14-2010 01:54 AM
The bible was written by the same people who thought the earth was flat. :D

Zulu Two Six 09-14-2010 02:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 19071)
The bible was written by the same people who thought the earth was flat. :D
False.
dont turn this into a religious argument

Swordfish941 09-14-2010 02:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Zulu Two Six (Post 19073)
False.
dont turn this into a religious argument
Don't worry. I won't.

Markost 09-14-2010 02:45 AM
It´s raining here.

How´s the weather in Murrika?

Zulu Two Six 09-14-2010 02:50 AM
ah i love rain
just picked up a sexy gerber evo
3.2 ounces w/ a 3.5 inch blade. so smexy.

BurtReynoldsMoustache 09-14-2010 03:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 19071)
The bible was written by the same people who thought the earth was flat. :D
Even the Bible says the world is a sphere.

BurtReynoldsMoustache 09-14-2010 03:25 AM
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Originally Posted by S&Wshooter (Post 19069)
I dunno, but that dude is fucking hardcore
It's good to see you've found yourself a role model.

Zulu Two Six 09-15-2010 01:28 AM
i wanna prank call someone, give me numbers!

Markost 09-15-2010 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Zulu Two Six (Post 19102)
i wanna prank call someone, give me numbers!
http://images.encyclopediadramatica....lgamestop2.JPG

and ask if they have Battletoads.

S&Wshooter 09-15-2010 08:52 PM
I get Chinese food tonight! Woo!


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