I need to see that scene NOW. I hate Dane Cook.

You call that a HAMMER?

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i1...le-ready_3.jpg

My hammer can pierce skulls and is actually light enough to use effectively

Well my Hammer is wielded by a GOD!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGgJ4p1drp4

Enjoy.

He should have threw the CZ at Costner's head and then ran.

Do you have any comedians that you don't hate?

Richard Pryor, bitches!

Also, Louis C.K, Aziz Ansari, and a few guys whose names I can't remember

I like Russell Brand.

He's alright. He may be a douchey hipster, but he's still pretty funny

Oh, I like Jon Oliver too

Aziz Ansari is one of the few comedians that I do hate. Ugh. I like Christopher Titus, George Carlin (RIP), and anybody who isn't too shitty, I'm not picky.

S&Wshooter is starting to remind me of Emilio Estevez in Repo Man.

I haven't seen that movie. Explain

I dunno. You hate stuff.

I need to make a list of what I do and do not hate

Everyone ought to list what they hate. Right here, right now- at least ten things

1. Hipsters
2. Shitty coffee (IE coffee bought from a coffeeshop)
3. the newer production Ford Mustang
4. The Chevy Avalanche
5. Multiculturalism
6. Small dogs
7. Pop music
8. The movie 300 and the popularity it spawned for those fucking pedophilic, shitty warriors known as the Spartans
9. Having a pinched nerve
10. Diet Coke

1. Ghetto idiots

2. rappers (especially white rappers)

3. War protesters

4. Yuppies

5. Conservative political commentators (with the exception of Bill O'Reily)

6. Christian televangelists (except for Billy Graham).

7. The SLA

8. Phonies

9. The Westboro Baptist Church

10. Idiots who constantly hit on woman, and get rejected, but never give up.

11. Consumer culture

12. Pimps

13. Protestants

14. Angela from The Office

What would you do if you were a tiger? I would maul Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit.

I could go for a sandwich. It would be on rye bread, with ham, sardines, and Gulden's Spicy Brown mustard and a ginger ale to drink with it.

Reuben and a RC FTW

I would attempt to attack Vladimer Putin, but he would take off his shirt and flew, scaring me away like he did that other tiger

I'd pounce on a bear and ask him about his honey and then bounce away on my tail

I just went to every movie place, game store and pawn shop near my house and I have come to the conclusion that Extreme Prejudice is one of the rarest DVDs on planet earth

Forget the shovel, do this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzxbPqDu4WM

No, you can fuck up and break the ax handle if you don't know what you are doing. Shovels are idiot proof

Epic Fail:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z8gC27zpsQ

I agree if the fail you are refering to is your inability to post videos that actually work

Don't blame me, blame the stupid website.

The link doesn't work

It's baically David Chappelle's Sam Jackson beer skit. MMM HMM BITCH!

i like the shining better than american psycho

But American Psycho is more violent. Plus there's a scene where Christian Bale is having sex with two hookers at the same time.

meh......works for me

My cat hissed at me. :(:(

mine used to hate me, now we're inseperable, well...she is
she hates everyone else except for me, probrably b/c i payed no attention to her when we got her...b/c my sister is an animal freak

GOT REBUZZED
i feel like i have just washed off 3 months worth of dirt!
*i take a shower, i just feel more clean and cut now*