Why does God deem it necessary to make it so damn hot all the time? It would be nice for it to be cold and wet for a little while, dammit

Damn you George Foreman, damn you and your acursed grill! Because of you my shirt is ruined and my had smells like bacon!

Let's just hope MT2008 doesn't closes it.

I'll be pissed if he does. There'd be no reason for him to close it though. The whole point of this thread is to keep people from posting crazy shit in other threads and for people to have a little fun

Then you can give him the almighty Ventura Hammer!

No, I'd probably start a new thread

As long as you don't cross the line from randomness to pure, immature idiocy, I'll tolerate this topic. Key word, though: tolerate.

You must be a blast at parties.

Why is Captain Kirk fighting a Lizard Man?