It only works for heavily muscled action stars

It does the exact opposite actually.

Exactly! A girl blew me off because she knew I dipped. That's why I quit. So I could maintain being a sexual tyranosaurus. :D

I can't even smoke since I suffer from asthma.

Not worth it, at all. Cigars are nice every once and a while but you dont inhale those, cigs just run down your athleticism.

I can't smoke because I see no point in it

I entirely agree with that.

It's been a decent conversation starter sometimes, other than that it just made me feel sick and hate myself for spending money on it.

there's other reasons to hate yourself, just sayin

Go on then, enlighten me if you know so much.