You are not alone.

Seriously.

This year, about 2/3 of the people I know who follow football didn't even watch the Superbowl

I watched the Superbowl this year, but only because one of my best buddies is a huge Giants fan. Also, it was kinda funny seeing all of the Pats fans in the restaurant (some of whom have borderline-homoerotic obsessions with Tom Brady) when their team lost - it was like half of the place became clinically depressed.

I woke up at 1:30 and read TVtropes all day

I'm an ardent Falcon's fan. However, one of my pledge brothers is a HUGE Giants fan. And the Lady Friend. being from Mississippii and an Ole Miss is therefore a huge Eli Manning fan, so therefore I watched the game as a Giants fan.

At work two police cars came roaring up to the curb out front then they jumped out and cuffed a drug dealer right out front, it was cool.

This comment was possibly the funniest comment I've read all day.

Anyone else think valentines day is stupid? I have to work on valentines day. My girlfriends flipping on me for not really caring that i miss a commercialized holiday. Talking about how "special" of a day it is and stuff. Tome its a day to sell cards and chocolate and make single people feel alone. Ill gladly spend 8 hours delivering pizzas and making me some money.

My uncle might buy my High Standard. He wants a 1911 and I'm willing to give him a good price so I can get some cash to put towards buying an AK74

Dude, don't be a pessimistic douche. Go spend time with your girlfriend.