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Evil Tim 12-24-2011 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by SPEMack618 (Post 33640)
So hanging out with the girlfriends dad after a round of golf....and he just ups and pulls a .32 S&W Derringer out of his glove box in an old skool leather ankle holster and says

"I took this off a perp in '82. Sheriff said I could keep it."

"...Now, I trust you two are getting married soon..."

Evil Tim 12-24-2011 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by The Wierd It (Post 33634)
Oh for cryin' out loud...

AMERICA, STOP BEING SO DAMN CRAZY.

You live in England, we just set fire to half our biggest cities for basically no reason at all. No complaining.

Spartan198 12-24-2011 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Evil Tim (Post 33645)
You live in England, we just set fire to half our biggest cities for basically no reason at all. No complaining.

Valid point.

Still, that article gives off the impression that Americans will form a disorderly mob for the stupidest reasons and that you're bound to get trampled to death or otherwise physically assaulted just by walking down to the nearest convenience store for a candy bar.

The Wierd It 12-24-2011 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Evil Tim (Post 33645)
You live in England, we just set fire to half our biggest cities for basically no reason at all. No complaining.

*cough* 10chars

Evil Tim 12-24-2011 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by The Wierd It (Post 33647)
*cough* 10chars

Yes, that would be what I was referring to.

S&Wshooter 12-24-2011 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Spartan198 (Post 33646)
Valid point.

Still, that article gives off the impression that Americans will form a disorderly mob for the stupidest reasons and that you're bound to get trampled to death or otherwise physically assaulted just by walking down to the nearest convenience store for a candy bar.

A certain portion of Americans will do that, but they are known as "dumbasses"

Swordfish941 12-24-2011 10:14 PM

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/DAD_a4c7dc_471818.jpg

The Wierd It 12-24-2011 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 33651)

Is borked.

S&Wshooter 12-25-2011 12:25 AM

I just made my whole family be perfectly silent for a full 4 minutes so I could listen to Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons' "Rag Doll".

S&Wshooter 12-25-2011 02:31 AM

A minute ago I made a bunch of miniature key-lime pies


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