Having a car is actually really expensive. Besides actually buying one, you have to get insurance and pay registration fees, there are gas and maintenance costs to consider. If you're not going to put up with all that, there's no reason to just have a license.

Here's my recast of Fight Club:

Tyler Durden - Danny Masterson

The Narrator - Elijah Wood

Marla Singer - Bijou Phillips

Angelface - Jay Baruchel

Robert Paulson - Jason Segel

Artie Lange would make a hilarious Robert Paulson.

imfdb, International Movie effing DataBase?

This is really not funny or creative at all.

Here's my recast of American Psycho:

Patrick Bateman - Cillian Murphy

Det. Donald Kimball - Gary Oldman

Evelyn Williams - Charlize Theron

Jean - Laura Prepon

Paul Allen - Kieran Culkin

Christie - Lisa Robin Kelly

Luis Carruthers - Jack McBrayer

Stop recasting movies. It got old around the third time you did it

Geez, you really liked That 70's Show, didn't you?

Yep. Fox went downhill after it was canceled.

The whole point of the randomness thread is to isolate posts that don't belong anywhere else. Don't be bitter just because you're not in the spotlight anymore.