Nope, never went cause they failed HS, the people who devote college top partying usually wise up and say "wait school cost money now" and start doing work sophomore year.

My cat thinks its cool to sleep on my pillow and steal food when i look away, even started drinking a beer that was left in the kitchen once. Hes a tool.

My cat thinks it's awesome to smack me in the face at 3:30 in the goddamn morning for no reason

Close your door, the worse they can do is meow outside it whn there hungry in the morning.

my computer keeps glitching up and wont let me delete this worthless post.

I wonder if you can fire 2 handguns from the same hand.

If the guns were small enough. It'd be a bad idea though

I know its stupid, just wondering if anybody ever quad-wielded.

Now I'm going to have to spend 6 hours devising a mechanism enabling a person to shoot 2 guns with one hand. Damn you, k9870, damn you

Wow nobody was supposed to take that seriously.

The Oscars are the only highlight for the year for me (along with my birthday and Christmas).

I hate awards shows just show me a list the next day.

I hate award shows if they are hosted by that asshole Kanye West. BTW, Anne Hathaway and James Franco make a cute couple.

???whoop-de-fucking-do????
does anyone BESIDES YOU really care?
calm down geeky fanboy

Some people hate awards shows, especially since A. We dont vote in the
B. Its like 6 hours about talking about what celebrities are wearing. C. Sundays are usually taken up by family guy and american dad but there not till next week because of it.

Is it me, or do you sound kind of pessimistic?

Ive never liked celebrity news or awards shows, ever. Especially awards shows. And celeb news is like "so and so broke up with so and so" or "they shopped here." Again, dont care, i care what movies there making not their personal lives.

I like award shows, but I hate celebrity news. Especially if it's from those lowlife TMZ bastards. I just want the papparazi to let celebrities have their privacy (and by "celebrities", I mean people with talent, not media whores like the Kardashians or those Jersey Shore assholes).

Awards shows are too long and packed with poor attempts at humor, and as mentioned before red carpet reporting is hours about talking about dresses.....

Anyway, I've finished reading The Girl Who Played with Fire and I'm now reading The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest. When I'm finished with that, I'll probably read Naked Lunch.

Im reading Diamondhead by patrick robinson and plan on reading Hot Springs by Stephen Hunter after.

Stephen Hunter is awesome

It feels wierd not wearing my watch or my St. Christopher medal

Apparently, the Colt Lightning my grandfather gave to my little brother used to be the sidearm of a U.S Marshal. Too bad it's not in better shape

Thank you, Agent Smith:

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Angelina Jolie did just that in the second Tomb Raider movie. She fired both UPS Matchs in one hand briefly. Not something I'd want to try in real life.

My Hero:

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Me either, but id love to see the video if somebody did.

http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2...-auto-pistols/

The most mall ninja gun i have ever seen.

agreed 10chartacters

Your hero is a 50-something sex addict who bones girls your age?

Actually, last night's episode was insanely funny. I'm still LOLing: "Daddy doesn't like it when I fuck the slaves!" :D

Yup. You got a problem with that?

Dunno, it seems kinda wrong.

BTW, that quote in your profile isn't one of the better lines from the show.

Your hero is Agent Mulder?

This is not 1996. In 2011, we call him Hank Moody.

Agent Mulder was cool, too, though.

It is now, and there is nothing you can do about it!