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Swordfish941 08-20-2010 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S&Wshooter (Post 17425)
How is Chris Farley dead but Artey Lange is still walking the earth?

It's probably because God made a mistake.

S&Wshooter 08-20-2010 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 17426)
It's probably because God made a mistake.

"I have to kill a fat comedian, but which one? Medammit, I just can't remember anything today"

Swordfish941 08-20-2010 12:16 AM

Why can't God do the world a favor and kill Rob Schneider?

BurtReynoldsMoustache 08-20-2010 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by S&Wshooter (Post 17427)
"I have to kill a fat comedian, but which one? Medammit, I just can't remember anything today"

Chris Farley was way fatter and did speedballs and was surrounded by fans who enabled his behavior. Artie Lange isn't nearly as fat, only does cocaine, and has no fans so it's a bit harder for him to obtain drugs.

Swordfish941 08-20-2010 01:01 AM

My Alias:

Keyser Soze

Sal Paradise

Carlo Marx

Rollo Greb

William Lee

Dr. Benway

S&Wshooter 08-20-2010 05:48 PM

Things S&Wshooter enjoys

1. RC Cola
2. Smith and Wesson firearms
3. My little cat. FUN FACT: I actually call the little cat, "little cat" instead of her name
4. Power Metal
5. Fall and Winter
6. Action movies that have both gratuitous violence and a solid plot
7. Dark colors
8. Reading
9. Making people RAGE QUIT on Far Cry 2 online
10. Swedish Fish

BurtReynoldsMoustache 08-20-2010 05:55 PM

&Wshooter
Quote:

Originally Posted by S (Post 17448)
Things S&Wshooter enjoys

1. RC Cola

Why?

S&Wshooter 08-20-2010 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BurtReynoldsMoustache (Post 17450)
&Wshooter

Why?


Because RC Cola is fucking awesome

BurtReynoldsMoustache 08-20-2010 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S&Wshooter (Post 17451)
Because RC Cola is fucking awesome

When I was in the hospital a few years ago they had a brand of cola that I'd never heard of and haven't seen in stores since. I can't remember what it was called, but it was the best cola I've ever had and it had a fairy on the can. Anybody know what I'm talking about?

S&Wshooter 08-20-2010 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BurtReynoldsMoustache (Post 17454)
When I was in the hospital a few years ago they had a brand of cola that I'd never heard of and haven't seen in stores since. I can't remember what it was called, but it was the best cola I've ever had and it had a fairy on the can. Anybody know what I'm talking about?

[insert gay joke here]


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