How would you unintentionally join a Russian group?

Me and my brother were checking out the Russian camps (they had a DShK!) and we began talking to the guy who organizes the stuff about what the starting costs for getting in the reenacting business were

So he tells us that Russian stuff is the cheapest and he'll put us on some mailing list for the group (I believe it was called the 95th Guards Rifles, or something) AND a whole bunch of shit about their rules and policies. I will probably actually sign up with them, since I really would love to get into the reenactments.

Shit! I can't find my pocket knife. If I don't find it, I'm either going to have to carry around a tiny Case mini-Sodbuster that takes forever to open, or a pocket knife of unknown quality (It's supposedly Japanese and quite sharp, but it seems sort of like a cheapie) my brother bought at a garage sale

I carry a benchmade 915 triage so losing that would suck lol

I carry around a Spyderco Paramilitary 2, which is the most nicest expensive knife I have ever owned


I found it, my cat had smacked it off of my windowsill and it fell between the wall and my bed

I have like an hour to blow

I have to go to the doctor tomorrow, which seriously cuts down on my homework time

Take mag out of pouch--> put mag in pants pocket--> put kitten in mag pouch--> subdue enemies with the power of adorableness

You shouldn't give your cat knives to play with. If it figures that out, it could figure out how to use a can opener and if cats figure out how to open cans they won't need us anymore. :eek: