Theres 200 in the friggin mcdonalds parking lot alone.

Buy full auto BB gun (NOT Airsoft); massacre seagulls

thats highly illegal

That'd against the Seagull Geneva Convention.

Canadians like seagulls so their protected to secure tourism.

Kanye West should be banned from all award show because he is a talentless asshole.

How to get a Nobel Prize and be loved by most everyone: drop a bomb on the Grammys, ridding the music world of all those bland, unimaginative asshole and leaving a vacuum that might just be filled by actual talented artists

Can't we just sacrifice Justin Bieber to a volcano?

I'm pissed because one of my Burn Notice discs broke.

I love burn notice, its like macgyver if macgyver manned the f*** up and picked up a f***in gun instead of inventing things to get over his hatred of them.

Drink a powerthirst. You'll be too busy fueling sweet rave parties with your glowing sweat, hump-catting, bear-blasting, and winning at everything forever to care about Burn Notice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk

I finished reading The Wild Geese. I'd recommend it, if it were not for the fact that it has not been in print since 1981

Chicken Bacon Ranch=Win

Chicken? And Bacon? You, sir, are a Godless heathen for creating such an abomination

Subway created it, I justeat the thing. With cheese, lettuce, banana peppers green peppers onions olives ranch sauce and salt and pepper, like a boss

I''m still stuck at school. I've called my mom, my dad, my Grandpa, and home. I just keep getting their voice mail. I'm pissed. :mad::mad:

Get to walkin'.

late bus? ride with the detention kids?

I go to a private catholic school. My dad drives me in the morning and my mom picks me up. The important thing is that I'm home.

Went to catholic school through 7thgrade, and my family wonders wh im not religious.

I just saw S&W's new 1911, and while it looks like something I would buy, I hate their finish options: "Ugly ass 2 tone" or "fuck off, it only comes in 2 tone".

I fucking hate that. Every 3rd 1911 I see that has all the features I want, but then I see that it only comes in 2 tone (I'm looking at you, Kimber)

I like 2 tone when done right, stainless/chrome frame, black slide, wood grips.

I hate kimbers warranty, they dont stand behind their product, especially at the price.

BTW, the smith E series has an all black with wood grips and a stainless with lasergrips, not 2 tone only.

Thank God, Guns & Ammo is wrong about the finish options

Its guns and ammo, theytake pretty pictures, but reviews are catered to advertisers and info sucks.

The best part of Panic Room was when Jared Leto died.

People wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.....Chuck Norris wears Aron Ralston underwear.

I do believe that was a motherfuckin' tripple post. but i loved the calvin and hobbes one, that was hilarious.

I liked it, too, but I keep wondering what Bill Watterson must think of people taking his strips and editing them this way in Photoshop. He was vehemently opposed to putting out "Calvin & Hobbes" T-shirts (or any other type of merchandise) because he thought it would ruin the "integrity" of the strip, so I'm guessing he'd get an aneurysm if he found out people were editing the dialogue of his strips to reference "Fight Club".

Fixed.

Why do people think Norris is so tough anyways? Most competetive fighters could wipe the floor with him, even when he was in his prime

And Charles Bronson wears Aron Ralston underwear. Seriously, the guy survived five days in a canyon with his arm pinned under a boulder suffering from dehydration and delirium. He amputated his own arm with a dull pen knife and escaped.

Dennis Croukamp was stuck for 6 days in enemy territory, without food, water, or a gun that could actually kil a manl in less than 30 rounds, with his feet covered in blisters that, when he popped them a day into his trek, exposed BONE, all whilst enemy combatants were chasing him. And this was after he was shot through the foot in combat a few years earlier. After he got back to friendly territory he made a full recovery and remained a Selous Scout. Suck on that, Aron Ralston

The water from the fountains at my school tastes alot like unfiltered pond water

Mine's alot like carrots

I have Thursday and Friday off due to some Destination Jesus thing.

Being tough in a movie doesnt mean tough in real life, hell, clint eastwood's a vegan.

Bronson mined coal, served in WW2 as an aerial gunner, was awarded a Purple Heart, and could do a 1 armed pull-up

Thats because he is a badass. Most other actors aren't. Chuck norris was a real badass, but couldnt act. Bronson did both.

Bronson wasn't that great of an actor. He didn't have much range, although I think he was very genuine

In his range he was good though, chuck couldnt even pull off any roles, he just kicked things. Bronson played a tough guy well, and nobody expected him to make a romantic comedy.