I find it irritatingly hard to play Army of Two: 40th Day with my little brother when he keeps talking like some idiot CoD fanboy.

The game's selection of weaponry wasn't that far off from CoD, that and, as much as I hate to do this, I'd give the slight edge to Call of Duty.

Does he say things like "We're Oscar Mike" and talk with a British accent?

Sort of. He's says he'll sneak into my room at night and "Snipe your balls offf with an L96A1".

Punch him in the neck

I know, it sounds retarded.

Irene is predicted to hit maine at 80 mph, we never get a hurricane here.

My dad bought bacon. I think the end is near.