I don´t feed my cat, if he´s hungry, he´ll hunt a bird or stole the cat food from the kitchen.

Your cat can use a can opener?

We don´t buy him cans (they´re expensive). Just that dry food that comes in a bag, he loves it.

Is it Meow Mix?

I Like Chicken!

I Like Liver!

Meow Mix Meow Mix!

Please Deliver!

¡Quiero Pollo!
¡Quiero Hígado!
¡Maulle Combinación Maulle Combinación!
¡Entregue por favor!

Fixed.

Btw, here´s S&Wshooter´s cat:

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/fat_happy_cat.jpg

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, hysterical naked
dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn, looking for an angry fix;
Angel-headed hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection
to the starry dynamo in the machinery of the night.

No no no- my cat has almost no fat on him. He's like a cat version of a body builder