Anyone have any odd skills/abilities?


1. I am extremely stealthy for my size
2. I recover from injuries/illness faster than most people
3. At age ten,I could still walk after being administered 5 doses of morphine at the hospital
4. I am never late

1. I am an excellent writer.

2. I am know to get blisters on my feet very easily.

-I have a great memory.
-I never get sick.

Who is a female celebrity you consider an ideal woman?

Speaking of women, have we ever had a female user on IMFDb? It seems like this place is a real sausage fest.

I think we had one female user, but she was a Spammer. Anyway, isn't a Sausage Fest some sort of german farmer's market where hey sell wiener schnitzels?

Amanda Bynes.

Eva Green. (Vesper Lynd from Casino Royale.) I'd pay to watch her read from a phone book for two hours.

Rashida Jones.

So hard to choose.... The one who is the most trusting and has the most money:D

I just got a haircut. Makes me look like a leukemia patient.

I got a haircut too. I look like a oustanding young gentleman

Here's one of the most weirdly brilliant films that I need to see:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L1LmiDR8g0

I read in the newspaper that those damn Jonas Brothers are going to be in my area tomorrow. Well, now's a good time as ever to see how accurate my WInchester 88 is

Isn't one of them HIV positive or something along the lines of that?

Do you actually think I would know something like that?

Do you believe everything middle schoolers tell you?

That was just me making fun of the Jonas brothers, you wiseass.

I gotta jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!

More dirt?

No it's already a jar of dirt so saying more dirt is just redundant. I'm guessing worms of some sort.

I bought a woodland-camo t-shirt, $14,5, looks nice.

Grass is Nature's shag carpeting.

Hypothetic scenario: You are home alone and a crazed killer breaks into your house and you end up locking yourself in the bathroom. He is trying very hard to break the door down and will do so soon. What do you do?

i made you a pie flavored pie. :D:D

Oh shit! The Eddsworld guys had a part in that

What happen to milkmen? I want milk delivered daily, damn it. I have to go to the store to buy something that the farmer might of spitted in!

Sorry, had to.

Are you high?

No. I just haven't slept in three days.

Let's make a pie and throw it at me. :D

Go to bed.

I don't wanna!

I just watched The Devil's Rejects and just found out that if I am like any movie character, I'm most like Sheriff Wydell

You have a hard on for Elvis?

No, but I do enjoy some of his songs

I play Far Cry 2 so much that I have to go buy a new copy because my original is worn out :D

David Bowie's eyes creeps me out. *shudder*

Why hasn't Chris Hansen caught Pedobear yet?