So why choose Louisiana?

Alot of their dumbfucks came to Texas after Katrina, so we might as well give them some in return

I'm just a happy camper! Rockin' and a-rollin'!

Which is worst: the Church of Scientology or the Westboro Baptist Church?

Westboro. At least the Scientologists aren't too in-your-face about their religion

I bet Fred Phelps is secretly gay. Infact, he's so far in the closet, he's in Narnia!

NO, he's up the lions ass, westboro can die in a hole for all i care, i don't understand how they can live with their poor miserable selfs, and don't want to know how. they are so fucked up its not even funny

It's more likely he's got his head stuck in Mr. and Mrs. Beaver's dam.

In Soviet Russia:
Funeral pickets Fred Phelps.

coin flips Harvey Dent.

TV watches you

Why should we surrender to a chick in a shirt so tight that we can see the outline of her nipples?

Pirate Girls: Easily dispatched with the use of a rock hammer, a Pinata bat, or a breiðöx

The chick in the Pirate Girl pic has a bunch of scars on her wrists. Emo pirate chick FTW!

Is it possible to shave Coconuts?

If you have to ask that question then I'm going to have to burn your guy card.

Goth yes, Emo...oh hells no. I would say more but she knows kung fu.

Reminds me of my first girlfriend. Ugh. :cool:

Seth Rogen muß mit einem Kukri enthauptet werden

Click on my links and comment!

I did. Your links= FAIL!

Translation please.

You dated an Emo? Ten minutes and I would have hit her in the head with a shovel

Seth Rogen needs to be beheaded with a Kukri

No, she was a very depressed person who cut. And she was being abused by her father plenty. She was in another state for most of our relationship so I couldn't help her though.

I would of buy her dinner then hit her over the head with a shovel.

So the father needed the shovel to the head, not her?

I'd rather be under the sea in an Octopus's garden with a mermaid that looks like Mila Kunis under the shade rather than school.

That sentence made no sense whatsoever. Good job

I had my first box of Juicy Juice in 7 years today. I am glad to say that Juicy Juice is still fucking awesome

The air conditioning system in my house doesn't work.

Someone crushed the vent leading into my room

I´m building my room in the attic. Hell yeah.

My attic is so hot that it would be impossible to build a room up there and then stay in that room for more than 10 minutes without passing out

No, but that shovel could have dug the 6 foot grave he deserved to fill.

I posted a stupid random comment, just so you guys would wow over it...
you may begin now

And when he is done digging the hole, you hit him with the shovel. Shovels are the ultimate problem solver if you are fine with solving your problems by inflicting blunt force trauma and/or digging

what about the hammer?

You can use a hammer. For best results, it should look like this

http://medieval.stormthecastle.com/i...ages/warhammer

If you ever saw Mr. Brooks, you see it can also be used to nearly sever a head, since the sharp edge used for digging can chop a neck pretty deep with a full length swing. And it was done to Dane Cook, which was kind of funny.