I know...Peanut butter and jelly sandwich...

I've never seen The Godfather.

You need to see it. Goodfellas too

I've seen that already.

Have you seen Watchmen?

Yes, but that was released only one year ago and isn't considered one of the absolute greatest movies ever made. The Godfather is and I've had nearly 23 years to get around to viewing it.

I'm pretty sure I learned that fact from cracked, and based on the way he wrote that I think he did too. haha. I've probably learned more from cracked than school, except with cracked once in a while you got to watch out for the bs they can sometimes give you.

My cat likes to walk on the banister.

i made a mini noose out of OD parachute cord
then made a slightly larger noose with a shorter rope out of red shoestring

the result was me putting the larger noose the smaller so it looked like the noose was hanging itself. oh yeah..i attached it above my computer.

creativity FTW

My cat is larger than a bobcat and isn't even a year old. I throw him at people who incur my wrath