It would be interesting to have Frodo as a destructive alcoholic and Jackie as a prostitute. It's not boring, but it may be a little bit depressing. This movie made Nicholas Cage's career.

My school's filter doesn't block IMFDB. Awesome

same here

another great pick up line:
want to go to McDonalds and fuck? :mad: what? you don't like McDonalds?

Do your schoolwork

It was a gift to my father from a guy we used to go hunt with. He gave us a Redhawk too, for some reason

We used to play Cs 1.6 LAN in our school.

Halo is pretty popular here

When I went shooting today, it somehow went from very nice outside to 90% humidity at 96 degrees the second I unloaded the truck. After shooting my Mosin and AR, I found that I had grabbed 3 1/2'' Magnum shotshells instead of 2 3/4''. I then found out that 5 lb Beretta shotgun + 3 1/2'' magnum = slightly worse recoil than a Mosin. After that I went to go shoot pistols and when I got out the P22, I noticed the sights were WAY off. When I asked my dad why, he said they were adjusted for my brother, who apparentl is so bad of a shot that you actually have to fuck up a gun's sights for him to shoot straight.

So I put the P22 away, pull out the Ruger Single Six and find that you can't even load it, it's so dirty (I guess my grandfather never cleaned it...). I shoot two cylinders through my 686 and find that I am so tired and dehydrated that I can barely shoot straight, although it wouldn't matter because my eyes were full of sweat so I couldn't see anyways

Why haven't they made a faithful adaptation of Bret Easton Ellis's Less Than Zero?

Because no one knows what that is