I just found out that we, human beings, are the third most intelligent creature on the planet.

What are the first 2?

Dolphins and Stephen Hawking.

S&W, how would you rate your swagger on a scale of 1 to Awesome?

When a dolphin is doing a triple backwards somersault through a hoop while whistling The Star Spangled Banner, they are in reality saying: So long, and thanks for all the fish.

Meh. I carry myself semi-confidently, but I prefer to blend into the background and not draw unnecessary attention

Time to run throught the jungle, motherfuckers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbI0cMyyw_M

This is for you S&W:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xoi5vp8akac

(bizarre metal?)

That was pretty odd

Note the realistic and convincent weapons used in the videoclip.