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Swordfish941

12-26-2010 01:14 AM

I'm going to write a thriller set in the Vatican just to piss off the American Catholic League.

S&Wshooter

12-26-2010 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 23554)

I'm going to write a thriller set in the Vatican just to piss off the American Catholic League.

Write the merc book first. I want to get a chance to read it before you get hit by a "stray" bullet

Swordfish941

12-26-2010 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S&Wshooter (Post 23555)

Write the merc book first. I want to get a chance to read it before you get hit by a "stray" bullet

Okay. My Vatican book will reveal a whole bunch of bullcrap secrets that the church has been trying to hide, such as Jesus having a thirteenth disciple.

Zulu Two Six

12-26-2010 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 23557)

Okay. My Vatican book will reveal a whole bunch of bullcrap secrets that the church has been trying to hide, such as Jesus having a thirteenth disciple.

oh boy.....

Swordfish941

12-26-2010 06:25 PM

I love Hot Pockets.

Zulu Two Six

12-26-2010 09:33 PM

Sitting here wearing my PAGST w/ desert cover like its cool.

S&Wshooter

12-27-2010 04:59 AM

If this were a movie, I'd definintely go see it

http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/char...ling-hipsters/

Swordfish941

12-27-2010 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S&Wshooter (Post 23603)

If this were a movie, I'd definintely go see it

http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/char...ling-hipsters/

OMG!! Jeff Goldblum is a hipster?

S&Wshooter

12-27-2010 06:11 AM

I have the great urge to eat some red meat. Sadly, there is none ready to eat at this moment :(

Swordfish941

12-28-2010 12:21 AM

"You killed a hooker!"

"Call girl!"

"When they're dead, they're just hookers."

predator20

12-28-2010 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 23616)

"You killed a hooker!"

"Call girl!"

"When they're dead, they're just hookers."

I think Archer should be allowed a page.

Swordfish941

12-28-2010 12:33 AM

Guys! I got important news! Natalie Portman is pregnant!

Zulu Two Six

12-28-2010 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 23618)

Guys! I got important news! Natalie Portman is pregnant!

whats the important news?

Swordfish941

12-28-2010 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zulu Two Six (Post 23621)

whats the important news?

NATAlIE PORTMAN IS PREGNANT!!

Zulu Two Six

12-28-2010 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 23622)

NATAlIE PORTMAN IS PREGNANT!!

....and.....

Swordfish941

12-28-2010 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zulu two six (Post 23626)

....and.....

She's going to be a mommy!

S&Wshooter

12-28-2010 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 23628)

She's going to be a mommy!

Nobody cares. In other news, my cousin is pregnant again after a miscarriage and my other cousin, a Navy Corpsman, is going to be attached to the French Foreign Legion for a few months in Africa. Then he's getting married

Swordfish941

12-28-2010 02:21 AM

I love this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13GD78Bmo8s

Zulu Two Six

12-28-2010 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S&Wshooter (Post 23629)

oh, that's the "important news" you were reffering to swordfish, dude, ur like a mind reader.
oh, and i understand what you said about porterman:D: she's bisexual?

Zulu Two Six

12-28-2010 02:29 AM

wait a minute, swordfish
is natalie portman married?

Swordfish941

12-28-2010 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zulu Two Six (Post 23632)

oh, that's the "important news" you were reffering to swordfish, dude, ur like a mind reader.
oh, and i understand what you said about porterman:D: she's bisexual?

She's straight.

Zulu Two Six

12-28-2010 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 23634)

She's straight.

dude, she totally fucked mila kunis in black swan.
you can't act that

Swordfish941

12-28-2010 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zulu Two Six (Post 23633)

wait a minute, swordfish
is natalie portman married?

She's engaged to Benjamin Millepied, a ballet choreographer and a major star of the New York City Ballet company.

Swordfish941

12-28-2010 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zulu Two Six (Post 23635)

dude, she totally fucked mila kunis in black swan.
you can't act that

It's called simulated sex, dumbass. The only time that it's been unsimulated is in that movie The Brown Bunny with Chloe Sevigny.

Zulu Two Six

12-28-2010 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 23636)

She's engaged to Benjamin Millepied, a ballet choreographer and a major star of the New York City Ballet company.

so there not married? making her a slut

Swordfish941

12-28-2010 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zulu two six (Post 23639)

so there not married? Making her a slut

They will get married eventually. So in the mean time, STFU!

Zulu Two Six

12-28-2010 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 23640)

They will get married eventually. So in the mean time, STFU!

eventually, but thats like pre wedlock
they had pre-marital sex, plus it takes 4 weeks to find out your pregnant.
im sorry swordfish, but it looks like she's a slut

Swordfish941

12-28-2010 02:55 AM

Let's just change the goddamn subject.

If you could hire anybody as your lawyer, who would it be?

Zulu Two Six

12-28-2010 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 23643)

Let's just change the goddamn subject.

If you could hire anybody as your lawyer, who would it be?

i dunno about lawyers, but if i actually made it to prison The A-Team would break me out

Swordfish941

12-28-2010 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zulu Two Six (Post 23644)

i dunno about lawyers, but if i actually made it to prison The A-Team would break me out

I'd hire Johnnie Cochran.

predator20

12-28-2010 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 23645)

I'd hire Johnnie Cochran.

Even if he's dead?

Swordfish941

12-28-2010 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by predator20 (Post 23647)

Even if he's dead?

I can summon his ghost. :D

Swordfish941

12-28-2010 04:18 AM

Ann Coulter is a witch! May we burn her?

Zulu Two Six

12-28-2010 04:00 PM

This is Bob. Bob has bitch-tits.

Swordfish941

12-28-2010 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zulu Two Six (Post 23661)

This is Bob. Bob has bitch-tits.

http://www.classicrockmagazine.com/w.../meatloaf1.jpg

Swordfish941

12-29-2010 06:45 AM

Armed robbery with a replica. I mean, how the fuck can it be armed robbery with a fucking replica?

BeardedHoplite

12-29-2010 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 23683)

Armed robbery with a replica. I mean, how the fuck can it be armed robbery with a fucking replica?

I don't think a clerk getting paid minimum wage is going to see if the gun is a replica or not.
Although bank employees might.

EDIT: Misunderstood your meaning. Maybe because it was intent to rob with an arm, although it is a fake.

S&Wshooter

12-29-2010 10:51 AM

I only got like 2 hours of sleep

Swordfish941

12-29-2010 08:55 PM

I'm pissed since I lost my IPod only four days after getting it. :mad::mad:

S&Wshooter

12-29-2010 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 23698)

I'm pissed since I lost my IPod only four days after getting it. :mad::mad:

Solution: buy a Zune