Do explain, professor.

My point was that swordfish has no business complaining about the originality of adapting a cartoon to live action when he himself is doing nothing but adapting tv shows and movies to his fantasy casts. It had nothing to do with what's actually on tv at the moment.

Here's my recast of The Weather Man:

David Spritz - Sean Astin

Robert Spritzel - Pete Postlethwaite

Noreen - Angela Kinsey

Shelly - Chloe Moretz

Mike - Nathan Kress

Jesus who even saw that movie? I think this gimmick has worn itself out.

Can I do Leaving Las Vegas?

No. Go do homework

Here's my recast of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind:

Joel Barish - Macaulay Cukin

Clementine Kruczynski - Mila Kunis

Mary Svevo - Drew Barrymore

Stan Fink - Danny Masterson

Patrick - Kieran Culkin

Dr. Howard Mierzwiak - Gary Oldman

If you're not doing requests then there's no point. Leaving Las Vegas was boring and depressing, replacing Cage and Shue with Wood and Kunis will not make it interesting.

All right, I'll take requests. Are you some sort of mindreader? Because Kunis and Wood were the two actors who I wanted to play the main characters.

Is that a serious question?