Campbells now makes V8 V Fusion that has caffeine in it :)

What do you have against Nyan Cat?

doesn't that defeat the purpose?

It means I do not have to chose between coffee or juice

Some kid got picked up for carrying around a gun in school. Turns out he was in theatre and the gun was a stage prop. What a dumbass

Smithy, why do you hate Nyan Cat? What has it ever done to you?

Last month I was stuck sitting next to a couple who would not shut up about that damn cat for 2 hours

2 of my teachers won't count me exempt until next week on the day in which I take the final for their class

The following people are Cylons:

* Sharon "Boomer" Valerii

* Karl "Helo" Agathon

* Saul Tigh

* D'Anna Biers

* William Adama

* Kara "Starbuck" Thrace

* Seth Green

* John McCain

* The cast of Jersey Shore (They are failed prototypes)

At least the first 4 are right.