my sister has a list of them.
that was a decent ending to the thriller last night

I survived school.
For me it was D-Day plus 187.

Why is there no :indifferent: smiley?

I discovered my micro-wave has a defrost feature in which you can program the weight of what you needed to defrost and automatically times it for you.

Holy cow, I just freed myself three hours of time this afternoon.

What to do? What to do?

I feel really lousy today

My head is going to explode. Thanks to the 18th century and its philosophers.

My skin hurts

You´re dying Smithy...

Maybe. Dying would be a bitch though, seeing as I have so much going on right now

According to some nameless douche on Wikipedia, knowing nothing about a given subject means I'm "not qualified" to correct misspellings and link to outside pages on a given article.

Not that I care what said nameless douche thinks, you don't have to be a rocket scientist to change an instance of "teh" to "the" on a page about quantum mechanics.