Yes. They'll put you in a mental asylum where they shock your balls. And they then make you wear the rat helmet.

When the "Jersey Shore" first aired, I was still living in the Fraternity house, and the running joke in the house that the next season I would be on the cast with the title of "7 Guides and a Redneck", which further morphed to after week three "6 Guides and a Redneck"

Yes. Perform a self lobotomy with a nailgun ASAP

Wouldn't that kill him?

We won't know until he tries

I have a theory: Today's music will sound good if you are extremely high.

I think many of the music producers and artists of today would agree with you, that's pretty much the main reason half the worst shit gets released at all. A good example of this would be Lil Wayne. God I can't stand him.

I just accidentally slept for 5 hours

I've decided that I'm going to memorize Gibbs' rules.

I watched the Battlestar Galactica pilot last night, and here are my initial thoughts: Ha ha! Baltar screwed a toaster!!