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S&Wshooter 12-22-2010 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 23389)
What about Black Sabbath?

Meh. Ozzy need a shovel to the kneecaps for pissing on the Alamo. Motorhead is better

S&Wshooter 12-22-2010 05:46 AM

Best cooking show ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCROp...eature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZDv9...eature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rUEpmbdZLw

Swordfish941 12-22-2010 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Zulu Two Six (Post 23362)
mila kunis's tits
natalie portman's tits

Dumbass. They don't have boobs. They have jewbs since they are jewish.

S&Wshooter 12-22-2010 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 23394)
Dumbass. They don't have boobs. They have jewbs since they are jewish.

Double post, biatch!

Swordfish941 12-22-2010 06:11 AM

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Originally Posted by S&Wshooter (Post 23395)
Double post, biatch!

Not anymore!

I want some KFC right now. Are they're any KFC's that are open are one in the morning?

S&Wshooter 12-22-2010 06:16 AM

Markings on my Mosin:

Izhevsk post-1938 Soviet

Ukrainian depot/refurbishment mark

It's beat to hell but the serials are, suprisingly, matching with no signs of renumbering

Zulu Two Six 12-22-2010 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 23396)
Not anymore!

I want some KFC right now. Are they're any KFC's that are open are one in the morning?

lol you white people and your KFC

k9870 12-22-2010 01:22 PM

epicmealtime is epic

Swordfish941 12-22-2010 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by k9870 (Post 23401)
epicmealtime is epic

Yes it is.

Swordfish941 12-22-2010 04:13 PM

Cartman is the only retarded NASCAR driver. The rest of them are pretty smart.

Swordfish941 12-22-2010 10:19 PM

if only all of Kanye West's songs were as good as this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJcmCME_jG8

Swordfish941 12-23-2010 10:03 PM

Do you know what's annoying? Having to put up with a cat while it's in heat.

S&Wshooter 12-23-2010 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 23468)
Do you know what's annoying? Having to put up with a cat while it's in heat.

You know what else is annoying? 85 degrees and up during December

k9870 12-23-2010 10:14 PM

Get your goddamn cat fixed. And its snowing where i am and my job is outdoors, so enjoy texas heat.

Swordfish941 12-23-2010 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by k9870 (Post 23470)
Get your goddamn cat fixed. And its snowing where i am and my job is outdoors, so enjoy texas heat.

She is fixed. She's probably just hungry or something.

Dude, you sound pissed.

k9870 12-23-2010 10:34 PM

Long workday

S&Wshooter 12-24-2010 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by k9870 (Post 23470)
Get your goddamn cat fixed. And its snowing where i am and my job is outdoors, so enjoy texas heat.

85 and up for 99.8% of the year gets old very quickly

k9870 12-24-2010 01:53 AM

Last day of work tomorrow, i hope theres no friggin snow, seeing i have to push a cart of packages to a bunch of neighborhoods.

Swordfish941 12-24-2010 02:48 AM

If you want me, I'll be drinking a whole bottle of absinthe to become inspired to write.

k9870 12-24-2010 02:51 AM

give your parents your forum login so they can give us the funeral info. A whole bottle, like, 750ml? LOL JK

S&Wshooter 12-24-2010 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 23478)
If you want me, I'll be drinking a whole bottle of absinthe to become inspired to write.

Have fun with the hallucination and then fatal alcohol poisoning

Zulu Two Six 12-24-2010 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 23478)
If you want me, I'll be drinking a whole bottle of absinthe to become inspired to write.

aren't you too young to drink? your 15

k9870 12-24-2010 03:46 AM

Legally in a private residence parents can allow it, but pretty much 99.989% wont.

S&Wshooter 12-24-2010 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by k9870 (Post 23482)
Legally in a private residence parents can allow it, but pretty much 99.989% wont.

Mine will, I just don't want anything to do with alcohol (alcoholism runs in my family)

Swordfish941 12-24-2010 04:13 AM

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Originally Posted by S&Wshooter (Post 23480)
Have fun with the hallucination and then fatal alcohol poisoning

I saw the Green Fairy!

S&Wshooter 12-24-2010 04:29 AM

There is a cold front rolling in tomorrow. Highs of 55 for the next week :D

Swordfish941 12-24-2010 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by S&Wshooter (Post 23485)
There is a cold front rolling in tomorrow. Highs of 55 for the next week :D

It's like Siberia here in Indy except with Christmas lights and Snowmen.

S&Wshooter 12-24-2010 04:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 23486)
It's like Siberia here in Indy except with Christmas lights and Snowmen.

Texas would be perfect if it ever snowed

Swordfish941 12-24-2010 04:58 AM

The Green Fairy looked like Zooey Deschanel but in a leotard and with wings and pale green skin.

S&Wshooter 12-24-2010 05:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 23488)
The Green Fairy looked like Zooey Deschanel but in a leotard and with wings and pale green skin.

According to my ex Red Army buddy, this is what the green fairy looks like

http://www.whyguides.com/wp-content/...-Christmas.jpg

Swordfish941 12-24-2010 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by S&Wshooter (Post 23489)
According to my ex Red Army buddy, this is what the green fairy looks like

http://www.whyguides.com/wp-content/...-Christmas.jpg

The green fairy takes on the form that is most pleasing to the guy on absinthe. So to me, the green fairy looks like this:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ftnFXdbSvr...FairyAgain.jpg

S&Wshooter 12-24-2010 05:15 AM

Jesus tapdancing Christ!

http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/Vie...Item=207086423

Swordfish941 12-24-2010 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by S&Wshooter (Post 23491)

So that's basically your dream come true?

S&Wshooter 12-24-2010 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 23494)
So that's basically your dream come true?

Yes. I wish one would show up at a gun show when I actually had some damn money

Swordfish941 12-24-2010 07:02 AM

Adolf Hitler was very very naughty man...

Zulu Two Six 12-24-2010 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 23498)
Adolf Hitler was very very naughty man...

60 million people died to stop one faggot

S&Wshooter 12-24-2010 10:20 PM

I own this now. :D

http://www.teethofthedivine.com/site...04/sabaton.jpg

Swordfish941 12-25-2010 06:27 PM

S&Wshooter probably hates San Francisco because it's full of hippies. :D

S&Wshooter 12-25-2010 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 23549)
S&Wshooter probably hates San Francisco because it's full of hippies. :D

I hate everywhere because everywhere is full of hippies

Swordfish941 12-26-2010 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by S&Wshooter (Post 23551)
I hate everywhere because everywhere is full of hippies

Move to Indiana. There's no hippies here. We chased them out with brooms.


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