I dunno. We have a lot of catholic churches here, a couple of synagogues, a few mosques, and that place where Hindu's worship.

They need to make a remake of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Here's my idea of the cast:

Arthur Dent - Simon Pegg

Ford Prefect - Nick Frost

Zaphod Beeblebrox - Russell Brand

Trillian - Olivia Wilde

Marvin the Parinoid Android - (voice) Michael Palin or Eric Idle.

No, the unpickable locks were put in when a rash of robberies/murders broke out and the gun thing is because my mom has her gun, my dad has his gun, and I have my 2 guns ready for home defense

What gun does your mom own?

Did anyone see that Magnum research are now making what looks like a close copy to the P99? Now there are three P99 style guns- The original P99, the SW99, and the Baby Desert Eagle Fast Action Pistol.

http://www.magnumresearch.com/images/iwi_homespecs.jpg

http://www.magnumresearch.com/Baby_Eagle_techdata.asp

Oh the fuuuuuck? Can't somebody take Magnum Research out back and put them out of their rabid misery?

Also: Simon Pegg could possibly be Arthur Dent(but he's no Martin Freeman), but no way in hell could Nick Frost be Ford Prefect. Honestly I think Mos Def was a really good Prefect.

What are you talking about?

A potential remake of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Here's some good alternatives to waterboarding:

Listening to Vogon poetry

Listening to "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"

Watching Carrot Top's comedy routine.

Magnum research doesnt do any research, they just copy other people's ideas and pout the name desert eagle on the slide. now theres this p99 clone, last year was the 1911 desert eagle, whats next?