Here's my recast of Jurassic Park:

Dr. Alan Grant - Viggo Mortensen

Dr. Ellie Sattler - Charlize Theron

Dr. Ian Malcolm - Mark Ruffalo

John Hammond - Brian Cox

Lex Murphy - Chloe Moretz

Tim Murphy - Nolan Gould

Dennis Nedry - Seth Rogen

Robert Muldoon - Daniel Craig

Donald Gennaro - Kurtwood Smith

Ray Arnold - Anthony Mackie

If you want me to recast any movies/TV shows, just tell me.

Goddam son, you have the gift.

Saving Private Ryan, but everyone's a woman.

Here's my recast of King Kong (the 2005 version):

Ann Darrow - Kiera Knightley

Carl Denham - Craig Ferguson

Preston - Kieran Culkin

Jack Driscoll - Elijah Wood

Captain Englehorn - Christoph Waltz

Ben Hayes - Idris Elba

Jimmy - Logan Lerman

Bruce Baxter - Adam Brody

Lumpy the Cook - Danny Masterson

Huey Lewis & The News' Hip to Be Square is a song so catchy, most people don't listen to the lyrics, but they should! 'Cause its not about the pleasures of conformity, it's also a personal statement about the band itself. Hey Paul, AHHHHH! *murders Jared Leto with an axe* Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now, you FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!

I like Kiera Knightly, I'm just not sure if she has enough up top to make it through half the movie in just a slip (or whatever Naomi Watts was wearing.)

What has Keira "the skeleton monster" Knightly even been up to? I haven't seen her in anything since Pirates of the Carribean

She's going to play Sabina Spielrein in David Crohenberg's A Dangerous Method with Viggo Mortensen as Sigmund Freud and Michael Fassbender as Carl Jung.