I don't know, when I was in a Catholic school, a nun used to make some good cookies.

That's because she is Catholic

Can't be eating those damned NON-Catholic Cookies now! :D

Ex-fucking-xactly! Finally, someone understands what I've been talkin' about

You know, you're starting to sound like Oliviera. Better dial it back a bit. :)

Whatever happened to him?

you could have buddhist cookies:
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I don't even like cookies, and that looks horrible. Jerky is better

I've been wondering that myself. He used to be pretty active here.

It's like he just disappeared. Or died. With him being Brazilian, and murder being the leading cause of death in Brazil....

With his temper and profane mouth, he might have 'pissed off' the wrong guys. Let's hope not. :eek:
I just figured he has a life, like most other people. So that begs the question: What is WRONG with us who are here?!?!?!?:confused:

I only post at night. It's much better than watching television

Especially infomercials.

Are you telling me IMFDB forum beats SHAMWOW™?!?!?!

My dad gave me one of those to dry off his 1998 Corvette after washing it. It sucks and doesn't work like in the commerical at all, although I suppose you can't really trust its quality when it's being sold by a guy who beat up a hooker.

http://i27.tinypic.com/8x8lll.jpg

He looks like HE was the one who got beat up! :eek: Is that a hospital gown underneath his jacket?

They beat the shit out of each other actually. She was worse off, he had a bloody nose and a scowl, she had bruises all over her face and body.

http://i31.tinypic.com/346oumr.jpg
Both of them immediately after the fight.

http://i30.tinypic.com/2dj1mwm.jpg
This is the prostitute after the injuries set in. Note multiple bruises, partially broken blood vessels in her right eye, and fully broken blood vessels in her left. I can imagine she was off the streets for at LEAST a few weeks...

Personally I think he should make another Shamwow commerical where he claims "If you beat hookers as much as I do, Shamwow is for you! It's great for cleaning the blood up..."

Since you're close to the case, what started the fight?

She bit his tongue and wouldn't let go, so he hit her until she did and ran away bleeding heavily from his tongue (I was wrong on the bloody nose part). I suppose in some way that's reasonable self defense, but maybe he shouldn't have bought the hooker in the first place... :p

I heard that part. But I gotta wonder. ANY WOMAN who bites your tongue and won't let go, is asking for a panicked man to pound the crap out of her. It's like a manic dog that's bitten your arm or leg and won't let go. It's a freakshow thing to do! and the punches an expected response from anyone. I wonder, was he forcing himself on her? If so, that's a crime, and yet NO mention of it. A completely weird situation. He sounds pathetic, but she sounds like a nutjob.

Looks like there were no charges:

BTW, Oliviera must be in school right now, maybe that´s the reason he´s not active since February. Remember that, in Brazil and most south american countries, the school period is from late February/March to December.

Oh, that's right. Everything is pretty much reversed down there. Here it's summer, there it's winter, etc..

Yep. Right now I´m using fingerless gloves, and half of the country was under the snow the last week.

FYI shamwow guy also directed The Underground Comedy Movie, and he used to be a scientologist.

Snow? In Argentina? Lucky bastards. All we get is acid rain and hurricanes

Earthquakes, landslides, wild fires, and now even tornadoes here in California.

in two years your country will split apart and fall into the ocean and all the buildings will crumble and the only human survivors will be traveling in an airplane while watching their countries demise.....or at least that's what 2012 says will happen

Want some?

http://www.clarin.com/sociedad/NEVAD...716_0159_7.jpg

Yes. That would be fucking awesome

Do you ever stop cussing? It's like your calling to have at least one f-word in your post.

yeah serisously S&W, watch the fucking language

No. Just playin'; I'll try to watch my language a little more.

well i was kidding, i really could care less
your choice

Well, if I keep on doing what I was doing someone would get pissy and try to get someone to do something about it. I'm just saving everyone a bunch of trouble

Well you wouldn't get banned for doing it in any free speech section (forum, discussion pages) but a majority of the membership would consider one a douchebag for constantly throwing down the "F-Bomb". The previous member was a kid and him constantly (a) throwing down the F-Bomb and (b) talking big about how he would beat the crap out of people, sounded like .... a stupid kid. The only damage was to his personal credibility. :D

man those fucking fucktards, i swear i'll beat teh crap out him if i ever find him....FUCK

Makes me think of my friends drill seargent in his CAP (civil air patrol) program. They were cursing and he yelled out "Stop fucking swearing!" :D

I did that at a dinner with a previous girlfriend's (almost fiancée) parents at a dinner. I was at the table and said something like "oh shit!" when I burned my hand on a lasagna platter. My girlfriend kicked me under the table and then I realized that I was swearing in front of her Ultra Christian parents. I was so horrified that I blurted out:
"Oh Fuck! I swore"
"Oh shit! I did it again!"
"SHIT!!!!! I didnt' mean to...
"OH FUCK!!!! God Dammit!!!!"

You get the picture....:rolleyes:

They should make a movie about your life.

They did. It was called Dumb and Dumber! ;)