http://blog.guiasenior.com/images/dulce_leche.jpg

Dulce de Leche 1 - Lime sherbet 0

Ice cream during sherbet time? Blasphemy

That does look delicious though

When you close the fridge door, does the little light stay on?

I prefer my tea with a little honey. Anyone else drink tea?

There is a switch that turns the light in the fridge off when you close the door

I've only had Green tea. Tasted like plain ol' boiled water

Yeah, one time when I was a little kid I pressed that button with the door open and said, "This is what the fridge must look like with the door closed from the inside!"

That's a terrible thing to say. You have no taste

Who would win in a fight: the Klu Klux Klan or the Black Panthers?

ANSWER: Anyone who bought tickets to watch the fight

Do atheists celebrate Christmas?

I'd vote for him

Cobra Commander has my support.

I just found out that Soylent Green is people, and I don't really mind.

Oh shit, I forgot my library books are due.

Do you know what I think? I think those Halo video games are a rip off of Battlefield Earth.

Don't speak of the movie that should never be spoken again.

Everything about Halo is just ripped up from everything James Cameron has ever made

I'm talking about the book.

I just found this most wonderful website:

http://www.says-it.com/

Why does the Ku Klux Klan dress up as ghosts when it's not Halloween?

This one does. Actually, I don't so much "celebrate" it as take advantage of the opportunity to have time off.

You should say you are nondenominational and take every single religious holiday off

I think I already ruined my chances of pulling that off.

its not too late!
QUICK! hit the edit button!!!!

This is why I don't buy cars in Baltimore:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc

Wouldn't it be some sort of fraud to do so?

I dunno, or care, since I'm too proudly atheist to even contemplate it.

S&WShooter i think you have won the award for the ''Most Badass Thread''

Yep. And it´s better when your dinner looks like this:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/85/22...9c989a9c_o.jpg

Does that mean I can award myself this: http://walkenthewalk.com/wp-content/...ken-trophy.jpg

The Badass of the Week trophy?

yes sir.....

Then I shall put on a Stetson, get two revolvers, go outside, and fire them off into the air whilst doing a jig

Itll go a little like this, but without the OCD: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUTqW32gx9k

FUCK! My pinched nerve is acting up again :mad:

RIBS! Yummy-yum-yum.

I that Texan cracks me up.

I just started watching The Good Guys on Hulu, and just to make it clear:

Dumbass guy= The kind of person we deport to Louisiana

Smart guy= Typical urban Texan

Why do we want him deported to Louisiana?

Because he is a dumbfuck.