Bruce Lee. Haven't you seen that fight?

Chuck Norris. He's alive.

Yes I have. I just wanted to see your guy's opinions.

I don't care how "epic" Chuck Norris is or how unstoppable he is due to his "Chuck Norris Facts", but Bruce Lee would win that fight hands down.

Ever heard him talk about fighting? He said once how his fighting in his films was choreographed and modified to look more artistic and fluid. In real life were he faced in a deadly fight, he said he would simply disembowel them with his bare hands as quickly as possible. That or shatter their sternum with enough force to make it puncture their heart. None of that "pull a beating heart from their chest" bullshit.

Didn't Bruce Lee actually win in a movie fight one time?

However, if I were to have infiltrated a Mexican gun running/drug smuggling cartel, go free a bunh of hostages, or fight off a Communist sponsored insurgency in America, I want Chuck to have my back.

I'd have to admit that Chuck Norris is kind of overrated.

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I always thought he wasn't the best choice to play Walker Texas Ranger

Bruce would probably win in a martial arts contest, but if it came to S&W 29s and MAC-10s, Chuck would win.

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I dare you guys to do this.

Four finals down, two to go, but not until later in the week, the Lady Friend is studying for Bio, which I have no ability in, the Braves lost, the Hawks lost, and I have page or 200 to read for History of the Antebellum South, I think this calls for a Miller High Life and Tremors Three.