Pinched nerve. There is nothing I can do about it

I've finally watched the new South Park episode. It takes the piss out of Tyler Perry.

The USA jobs site pisses me off. You check a job and it says "requirements...experience at this type of job." n everything. Sometimes even 2 years. It seems there is no entry level ones at all.

I've been in the law library the last thirteen hours...

It's extremely humid outside and there are dark, heavy clouds up above. Does this mean there will be a tornado? :eek:

I went to the doctor and they told me that I seriously strained my back

Did he give you a shitload of pain killers for it?

No, they gave me anti-inflammatories. I hate taking pain medication anyways

From Wikipedia:

[Charles Bronson] was considered to play the role of Snake Plissken in Escape from New York (1981), but director John Carpenter thought he was too tough looking and too old for the part, and decided to cast Kurt Russell instead

If Charles Bronson played Snake Plissken, then retrieving the president from Manhattan Island that has been turned into a prisio would be a walk in the park.