Is your cat possessed by the devil?

Which movie is more fucked up? This:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUOTs55KY40

Or this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgo3H...eature=related

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This one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYpJA...1&feature=fvwp

Did you even watch the trailers I posted?

Is it me or are woman from New Jersey are ugly and psychotic?:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFEWy...eature=related

I did and did not really think either of those movies was fucked up

Here's some things on my bucket list:

* Graduate from High School and College.

* Get my book published.

* Lose my virginity before I'm 30.

* Meet Mila Kunis.

* Find the dirtiest toilet in Fishers and take a swim in it.

* Lose my gut.

You should probably set a few more, much higher, goals

Okay:

* Kick Justin Bieber in the balls (if he has any).

* Beat Ashton Kutcher with a lead pipe.

How about something like: get a job, don't die homeless

Epic Win :):

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/enterta...092361cb3e.jpg

Here are a list of shows that L. Brent Bozell says that are acceptable for family viewing:

* George Lopez

* 7th Heaven

* Touched By An Angel

* Home Improvement

* Family Matters

* Sabrina the Teenage Witch

* Boy Meets World

* Extreme Makeover: Home Edition

* American Idol

* Dancing with the Stars

* NBC Sunday Night Football

* Deal or No Deal

And here are the shoes he considers unacceptable:

* American Dad

* CSI

* House

* Two and A Half Men

* Ally McBeal

* Dawson's Creek

* Happy Tree Friends

* Grey's Anatomy

* The Drew Carey Show

* Family Guy

* Friends

* The O.C.

* Spin City

* That 70's Show

* Will & Grace

^ list of horrible TV shows

I dunno, I do like "Family Matters"

that's better

Carmanland: The Crappiest Place on Earth:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...506_img_30.gif

1,000 years from now there will be no guys and no girls, just wankers. Sounds great to me.

Do you know what's weird? In 1973, Gary Glitter released a song called "Do You Want To Touch Me?". Later in 1997, he was arrested for possession of child pornography and again in 2005 for sexually molesting two underage girls.

Cam newton is a heisman winner! Woot woot!:d:d:d

Mother Superior jumped the gun. Mother Superior jumped the gun . . .

I am noticing a strange pattern here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na16wkSYvNE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvDR-...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIrEgxhO66E

yeah they're all shitty romance movies that you recommend

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/File:Sayhiwolf.jpg

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/File:Couragewolf30.jpg

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/File:Couragewolf7.jpg

Encyclopedia Dramatica is basically a glorified porn site, and then some

I agree. It's basicly semi-pornographic.

if you hit the random page button half the time you'll get a page that your mother would frown upon if she saw

They described Natalie Portman as a "snooty Israeli-American actress with tiny tits". Seriously, is this site ran by extremely horny teenage boys?

I was able to watch this scene without throwing up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh7_p1lM2fY

The answer is very obviously "yes"

Can someone tell me why are of Michael Bay's movies so retarded?

Penguins are practically chickens.

Foghorn Leghorn is my favorite Looney Tunes character:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LCsiWL6gn0

Here's my weight gain method: fried chicken and ice cream sundaes.

Double Downs for everyone!

My weight gain method is to do exactly like I'm doing now :p