All I have is a picture of the pie itself and the ones taken from a bad angle (so bad that what I look like in the picture only has a passing resemblance to me)

I've read about the Scopes Trial today and even though I'm a devout Catholic, I'd be on the defense's side.

Im not religous at all, my family is very catholic and had me in catholic school going to church and all that crap. And they wonder why once i was in high school i didnt give a damn about religion. Too many religous people think you can force a belief on somebody, the attitude is very common in churches. Also "hit em while their young tactics, how many times have you seen a religion person passing out prayer cards at playgrounds? Im kind of sick off the church. Rant over.

I like to think I'm always joking, I don't mean to intentionally upset or offend anyone and I'm sorry if I do.

I think we both know that you love to debate and win (and when you do, it's not so much because you're convincing, just obstinate). You don't always provoke controversy intentionally, but once a heated debate has started, it's usually obvious that you enjoy it.

Yeah, I assumed it was an older pic, too. I'd expect SEALs today to be wearing multi-cam and have EOTech 553s on their guns. I just decided to use that one because I liked the SEAL in the foreground aiming at the camera like, "What the fuck have you done lately?"

My little brother claims that he has Bieber Fever. Can somebody please euthanize him because I don't want to have a guilty conscience.

Take him out to the woods and make him shoot something and skin it.

The only problem is that I need a gun.