S&W
you wouldn't happen to know a kid named Malcom Reese would you?

I don't think so. Why do you ask?

This is my Christmas tree:

http://www.geardiary.com/wp-content/...stmas-tree.jpg

The Brazilian Navy sent APC´s to the favelas:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV0RgSMOO90

I dont practice Santeria,
I dont got no crystal ball.
I had a million dollars but I'd....
I'd spent it all.

I just found out that James Franco and Anne Hathaway are hosting this year's Oscars. I hope this doesn't end disastrously like when Chris Rock hosted the Oscars.

good thing i dont watch awards shows

I love to watch the Oscars. It's my third favorite thing of the year (besides Christmas and my birthday).

Informercials aren't the same without Billy Mays. :(

There's a freakin' helicopter outside my house and it's making too much damn noise! :mad::mad::mad::mad:

Man up and fire an AK at it

Don't worry, it's gone now. Anyway, another excerpt from my book will be up soon. I'll just start a new Thread.

After seeing him on Pitchmen, I realized that he was sort of a douche.

Didn't he have a drug problem or something?

My opinion of BurtReynoldsMustache is at a point where it can't get any lower.

you'd be surprised

What do you mean by that?

That it can get lower, he shows up in serious threads and says stupid ass stuff.

He says stupid things about Scientology. I don't have anything against Scientology and couldn't care less about them.

oh he'll suprise you at how douchey he can be
then you will think lower of him

He says stupid crap about [insert topic here.]

Scientoligists, well, thats a joke waiting to happen if their mentioned.

You make a thread like "heres my new rifle'' and he shows up saying you should duck tape a banana bayonet on it or some crap.

I just had a thought: If all the forum regulars were to throw a party or something together, it would not end well at all

Man, if my fuckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself.

When I become a rich guy im inviting you all to my mansion/private range

I am Jack's medula oblongata.

I will proceed to spike the punch....with hallucinogens

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

I am Jack's broken heart.

I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.

I am Jack's wasted life

I am Jack's raging bile duct.

I am Jack's cold sweat.

I am Jack's smirking revenge.

I love that movie

"So when the snooty cat, and the courageous dog, with the celebrity voices meet for the first time in reel three, that's when you'll catch a flash of Tyler's contribution to the film.

"Nobody knows that they saw it, but they did..."

"A nice, big c*ck..."

"Even a hummingbird couldn't catch Tyler at work."

This is an excuse to post my 300th post. It's about nothing. See there's the 300 in the upper right hand corner. Well at least for awhile.

Congratulations for your 300th post and posting in the Randomness thread!

Thank you. Oh but this is my 302 post! Ahhh perfection is but a fleeting state in this world that we live in. Ohhh the agony of it all.Ah well back to the flesh pots.

Here's my Oscar picks for this year:

Best Picture - The Social Network

Best Director - Darren Aronofsky - Black Swan

Best Actor - James Franco - 127 Hours

Best Actress - Natalie Portman - Black Swan

Best Supporting Actor - Christian Bale - The Fighter

Best Supporting Actress - Helena Bonham Carter - The King's Speech

This is why hipsters can't score (and never will):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

Here's my recast of Moulin Rouge!:

Elijah Wood - Christian

Zooey Deschanel - Satine

Vincent Cassel - Duke of Monroth

David Bowie - Harold Zidler

Liev Schreiber - Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

Monica Bellucci - The Green Fairy

Scarlett Johansson - Nini Legs-in-the-air

Miranda Kerr - La Petite Princesse

i-Gun for the iPhone contains a pocket Desert Eagle (in gold):
http://goo.pixfarm.net/mac/1116/1115067/img_1_th.jpg
strange idea...

This basically describes S&Wshooter's relationship with his shitty hate cat:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEEXi...ev-rn-1r-45-HM

This is more like it, actually: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UBNB...eature=related