Are you sure you're not related to this guy?:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sVueLdSWRd...ht_schrute.jpg

jesus burt, if you dont like the thread dont post in it
you dont have to be a killjoy about everything you know.

This is NOT the David Wallace I know. This is some weird creature living in his house:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bapk4...eature=related

If there was a little laughing smilie, I'd use it right now

I hate dicks who criticize our soldiers.
This one guys said they killed citizens, women, and children at random. That he respected the taliban more than the men and women who fight for OUR freedom.

YA' KNOW WHAT?
If you don't wanna stand behind em' YA CAN DAMN WELL STAND IN FROM OF EM!

Did you kick his ass?

Why do most horror movies suck today?

why even add the today, most suck, period, and over time have been formulaic and cheesy.

The only person that can make a good horror film is David Cronenberg.

hit him up side the head and told him to never demoralize the men and women protecting his unrighteous ass

Hit him with what? A slap upside the head isn't enough

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons?

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:p

my fist. i couldn't kill him

If Smithy hates The Beatles, then he has no soul!

the beatles claimed they were bigger than jesus
also, they're british
OH! ya' see what i did there? i just insulted an entire continent! oh!

Are you related to Mark David Chapman?

Beatles = Jonas Brothers. They suck.

Don't you EVER compare The Beatles to that bullshit boy band!

beatles = beiber?
the word is not that far of a strech

Hank William Sr could take the lot of 'em in a fight and a music contest

My 70 yr old grandfather's girlfriend is 40 :eek:

When Im 70 i sure hope to be going after 40 year olds:D

That is what we call a "win". Does he buy his viagra in bulk?..

Is he rich? If so she may just be riding it out (or him out depending on how you look at it ;)) for some dough.

She's in a wheelchair and he's broke

She's way too nice to be a golddigger anyways and my grandfather is way too smart to fall for

Picture yourself in a boat on a river
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes

Cellophane flowers of yellow and green
Towering over your head
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes
And she's gone

you are smoking some crazy shit

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Mister City Policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.

Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I'm crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.

how much rip fuel have you ingested?

This was for sale right next to the High Standard when I bought it. I really regret not getting it instead

http://www.impactguns.com/store/8557560011356.html

This guy seriously needs to CALM THE FUCK DOWN!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK6Nb...eature=channel

I would never kill somebody, not unless they pissed me off.