I heard that Sarah Palin is running for President in the 2012 elections. I'm going to stop by one of her rally's and play this song at full blast:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nujsrspF-k8

stopped by a gunshow and got an inert Mk. II Pineapple handgrenade.....we pimpin

I spent most of yesterday at the Texas Rennaisance Festival. Spent all but 45 minutes of noon to 5 on my feet in constant motion and bought a real, non-machete, Kukri. By the time I had to walk all the way back to the truck, I was almost was too tired to walk. The wierd thing is, I was sort of pissed that I was so tired. In my head I was just like "Don't slow down, goddammit! Keep moving!"

This Saturday I took a practice SAT and without really trying too hard I got 230 points higher than the Texas average

Aww, my school blocked the main site

http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2...ght-militants/

I have a whole new respect for India!

Here's my Christmas list:

* New Ipod

* $25 Dollar Itunes gift card.

* Veronica Mars Season 1

* A copy of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

* Summer Of Sam

* Zodiac

* Slippers

* A tape recorder.

* Sweatpants.

* Modern Warfare 2 for Xbox.

* And finally, Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman doing this in my bedroom:
http://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploa....jpg%3Fggnoads

did ya know that "The girl that played with fire" is now available.

I meant the book.

Have you seen the movies yet...they are REALLY well done, I have a fear that Hollywood is going to destroy it by remaking it for american viewers. I wish hollywood could stop ruining good books and wonderful foriegn flics.

I agree that Hollywood should stop making shitty remakes of classics. But I'm interested in seeing the American version since it's directed by David Fincher and has Daniel Craig as Mikael Blomkvist. I'd personally want to Natalie Portman as Lisbeth.

It does sound like it could be a winner in the remake catagory...and i am a big fan of Portman (until the ashton kutcher movie)...but i dont think she could pull off the graphic rape scene...to be honest i dont think hollywood can pull off the rape scene atleast as good as the swedish.

Natalie says she doesn't do a lot of nudity in films because she has a fear that clips of it will end up on pornography sites. But seriously, her body is God's gift to man. If she doesn't win an Oscar for Best Actress for her performance in Black Swan, then I'll find the winner of that oscar, kick her ass, and give it to Natalie. I don't think Mila will get an Oscar nomination (it's possible, but very unlikely). She would probably get a nomination for a Screen Actor's Guild Award or some small stuff.

I think I have some kind of virus. I can barely move and my skin is really sensitive

The Simpsons isn't the same without Phil Hartman. :(

Were you even alive at the same time as Phil Hartman?

http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2...-dropped-to-b/

I been saying it for years

Good, colt ignores the civilian mrket and loses money, while ruger is booming with cool new guns aimed at civilians and smith and wesson is doin pretty damn good too........Screw colt watch em go down.

If you could make out with any female celebrity, who would it be?

Smith needs to get their shit together and start making affordable revolvers that don't look retarded. Also, stop making polymer framed pistols until they have a design with all the bugs ironed out. And start making shotguns again

My father and I decided to buy a group of soldiers a round of drinks earlier at a Japanese restaurant...and then I got sick. What the hell, karma?

Mine would be a tie between these two:

http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/im...g-35501144.jpg

BTW, they have a sex scene in an upcoming movie, Black Swan. I would do ANYTHING to be a fly on a wall while those two are getting it on.

Contents of my xmas list

Gun stuff: 22.222%

Stuff about Rhodesia: 16.66%

CD's: 22.222%

Action Movies: 22.222%

Books: 11.11%

Video Games: 5.55%

The list is pretty short even though I had to pad it quite a bit to make sure I didn't end up getting mainly stuff like DVD's I already have and Pop CD's (it's happened before because "I didn't have anything on my list")

I'm I the only one who's excited about this:

http://thedailytruffle.com/wp-conten...lack-swan1.jpg

I aced my vocabulary test! Hurray for me!

I got a 97 on a test that I didn't get to do the lesson on which it was based due to my absences

I didn't even study!

I have a new show that I'm obsessed with it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6zDfxZ4NcE

Aren't you a Christian? Karma is a Hindu concept.

Geez Burt, I thought you were going to comment on my obsession with Natalie and Mila kissing.

Viktor Reznov is an honorable man. He sacrificed so much so Mason could escape. He shall not die in vain!

You've each been selected for this mission because you're unknown to the enemy and you each posse a special skill. Sigmund Freud, Alex Trebek, Vinnie Jones, The Blue Man Group, Phil Collins, The Pillsbury Doughboy, and Gary Oldman. WELCOME TO OPERATION MINDFUCK!

Oh yes it is true
I write lots of bad haiku
I think you should too

~Janis

I just took a HK P7 M8 in on a trade in, damn near un-used...she is a sweet heart!

If Natalie Portman does not win the Best Actress Oscar for Black Swan, I'll inflect pain on BurtReynoldsMustache. And maybe Smithy.

Jesus Christ, somebody just close this dumb topic.

hell no.
why? because:
WE'VE REACHED THE 100TH PAGE!!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!:D:D:D

We're halfway there!

1,000 posts woobloo hahaha kill the thread already.