I can't do that. Peter Jackson's cast can never be replaced. Can I recast Hawaii 5-O?

Here's my recast of Hawaii 5-O:

Elijah Wood - Steve McGarrett

Jason Segel - Danny "Danno" Williams

John Cho - Kono Kalakaua

Ken Watanabe - Chin Ho Kelly

Kurtwood Smith - Governor Paul Jameson

I don't know why they just don't do a continuation of Miami Vice. Don Johnson can come back as Lt. Sonny Crockett and he can lead a new squad of detectives. You can bring back one or two of the original cast members for guest roles every once and awhile. Who wouldn't watch that?

That's a really good idea

Don Johnson is a raging alcoholic that nobody wants to work with.

Well, so was Crockett. Fine, bring back the black dude to play Lt. Rico Tubbs. (Honestly, I just can't remember his name right now. Philip Thomas Michael, or Michael Philip Thomas, I always have trouble with the guys with three first names.) Don Johnson can make occasional guest appearances as Sonny Crockett, Private Investigator.

Don't mind me, just testing out the new sig.

Engrish is always hilarious

Verily, let us all pile on the person who obviously regards English as a second language. How backward this person is, this non-native English speaker. Let us point out his or her obvious differences and make light of them.

Grow up.