Why does Russell Crowe looks so tired all the time?

lol, dogness is in my room b/c its cold
also, he needs to: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

http://images.encyclopediadramatica...._EFG_party.gif

Frickin' Trolls.

Brad: "Shall in these confines a monarchs voice; Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the dogs of war."
Ray: "Man, when I get home from this war i am going to eat the fuck out of my girlfriends p****."
Reporter: "That's Shakespeare."
Ray: "Shakespeare said that?"

Thinking of inventing tactical kevlar condoms

That's genius! It'll be impossible for your pissed off girlfriend to castrate you!

These are the few rom-coms that I can watch because they contain graphic nudity:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrMjIBQGdH4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb291k2GKD4

Since we ran out of deer meat, we had to have just plain old chili tonight. Is it a coincidence I'm a little sick to my stomach right now :D?

Oh crap, I really am starting to feel sick. Must have ate too much chili

Soon I will own a proper knife, not some cheap thing off the shelf from a sporting goods store

i carry a nice tactical knife with me at all times, i'd feel weird w/out it

I always carry 2 Gerber folding knives around. I like Gerber knives

I'm trying to get a lockback folder maybe made by Schrade, Case, or Hen & Rooster because I'm tired of having to borrow knifes when I have to skin deer

My back AND pinched nerve are causing me horrible pain. I'm almost to the point of not being able to stand up

My favorite childhood movie + My favorite war movie = Brilliant mash-up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj_YPJvia8A

Who would win in a fight: Cthulhu or Xenu?

I would have to say Xenu because i guess he is more God like...but Cthulhu gets points for style. Either way Tom Cruise will beat them both when he gets his hands on a DC-8...i smell a number one hit at the box office!

If you throw Manbearpig in there, then I'm seeing it!

This fat bastard is as evil as Cthulhu!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqgkKje29zo

Dolphins to BP: So long, and thanks for all the fish.

Meet my future wife: Olivia Wilde

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/20...ivia_wilde.jpg

lol thirteen

Don't you mean 31? :rolleyes:

no.
Thirteen: from House M.D.

I know that's Thirteen. House calls her Thirty one since she's bisexual.

Hurray! They're making another Mission Impossible movie!:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mission...Ghost_Protocol

Why would anybody want to do that?

Cthulhu sucks for destroying a Burning Man festival, but he makes up for it by killing that little queer Justin Bieber:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7n36KdifAE

I hate hippies though, they say they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.....


"after the heroic defeat of the hippies of burning man":D

I'm not a fan of hippies. The only good thing they contributed was Woodstock. I Burning Man festival is more bohemian than hippie.

I have been waiting for this the moment the last one ended...And i guess Jeremy Renner is going to take over the franchise.

I wish they casted Vincent Cassel as the bad guy.

This is my favorite christmas special:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dJQSIQwl6c

I think Gary Oldman wants everyone:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrTsuvykUZk

A message to the Ku Klux Klan:

Slavery ended 145 goddamn years ago MOVE THE FUCK ON!!!

Here's a list of videos I just favorited:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSPQQ57KRQA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Za2k...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cGxRfl3Tm4

Cartman: [explaining where he obtained the "sea men" for his aquarium] Yeah, I bought all I could from this bank...I got the rest from this guy named Ralph in an alley--stupid asshole didn't even charge me, he just told me to close my eyes and suck it out of a hose!

Stan: Close your eyes and suck it out of a hose?

Cartman: Suck it out of a hose, yeah.

Stan: Oh.

I could go for a T-bone steak right about now. Medium rare, covered with A-1, and some fries and a tall, frosty Coke to go with it.

That's what I had yesterday, except replace fries and the coke with beans and a glass of grape juice