This video is sexier than Farrah Fawcett:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_gae...eature=related

I found out at dinner that my mom had a crush on Clark Gable when she was my age.

DEFINITELY WANT

http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/Vie...=196743395#PIC

While reading on the internet about the Selous Scouts, I stumbled upon this:

Holy crap, those guys were hardcore. 72 of them killed 1000 men all by their lonesome.

Suck on that, Spartans

These movies are sure to score big at the Oscars:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWoUgftTj3Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jaI1XOB-bs

I just remembered that my Father's Uncle Zack fought in the Battle of the Bulge, and that he was almost dropped behind enemy lines on a mission armed only with a knife. I also remember hearing about how he served under Patton and his only thought about him were "he was an asshole"

Nestor Kirchner died this morning. Now our president is widow.

Sucks for him, unless he wanted a divorce but couldn't because he's the damn president

The president is Cristina, his wife. But Nestor was the puppeteer.

All work and no play makes Jack a very dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a very dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a very dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a very dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a very dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a very dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a very dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a very dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a very dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a very dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a very dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a very dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a very dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a very dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a very dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a very dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a very dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a very dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a very dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a very dull boy.

Get back to work, dammit!

Best 12 seconds of my life:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQfiZwjQlAw

if those are the best 12 seconds of your life, you have had a very empty life

This gives me recurring nightmares:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLnL61pglb8

Today: 85 degrees

Tomorrow: 40 degrees

Friggin' weather can't make up its mind

They're making an American remake of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. The first thought that came to my head was: Why must Hollywood always FUCK EVERYTHING UP?. Then I found out that the great David Fincher is directing and Daniel Craig is playing Mikael Blomkvist. After that, I knew it has to be good.

After many days of research, I've come up with a cast of Fight Club that I am satisfied with:

Tyler Durden - James Franco

The Narrator - Elijah Wood

Marla Singer - Pamela Racine

Angel Face - Macaulay Culkin

Robert "Bob" Paulson - Stephen Root

What? He's need to gain 30 pounds and build up some muscle

Today is pep rally day so my friend and I get to leave school early. You are technically not allowed to leave, but they don't care as long (the cops won't even stop you, but just say "have a nice day") as you have your own transportation

Megan Fox is a fuckin' ugly bitch, I want to stab her to death and play with her blood. . . Am I fucked up or what?

I have finally come up with a recast of American Psycho that I'm satisfied with:

Cillian Murphy - Patrick Bateman

Viggo Mortensen - Det. Donald Kimball

Natalie Portman - Evelyn Williams

Elijah Wood - Paul Allen

Laura Prepon - Jean

Bijou Phillips - Christie the Hooker

Ed Helms - Luis Carruthers

Zooey Deschanel - Bethany

Started playing COD4 offline with the PeZBot. Not as fun as with real players, but still decent enough.

I freakin' miss this show:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOp1h7-srb4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGsp7...eature=related

Hi point vs pointy stick?

Pointy Stick! Pointy Stick!

Use Hi Point to obtain S&W

Inception isn't this complicated:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1939332

All the people on the iternet called me a guns nob for bashing hi point and said im a arrogant elitist, and that the hi point will stack up agaionst a hk or sig.

It is very painful for me to watch Jersey Shore. My intelligence drops a couple of notches when I watch it. When the fuck did MTV became Trash TV?

When they stopped playing Metal

I dont watch jersey shore, loved the south park episode where they fight off new jersey.

That is one of the few newer South Park episodes that I actually enjoyed

Cartman got what he deserved when he got raped by that Snooki thing. They also made fun of Inception's complexity. I watched the film and it's not that complexed if you pay attention.

I like the BP episode, simply since i spent 2 months working on deepwater horizon spill, its just too funny when there interviewing the shrimper since there are people who sound just like that.

I'm gonna kick Tony Hayward's ass because I can't have shrimp thanks to him.

theres tons of shrimp, all i ate there was seafood.

Which picture of Natalie Portman is hotter? This:

http://www.hrhairstyles.com/natalie-...short-hair.jpg

Or This?:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bxjE3lZpam...man_closer.jpg

blegh.....neither

Hey, there's this car that runs on water . . IT RUNS ON WATER, MAAN!