I spent all day scaring the shit out of people. This is due to my large size and tendency to (most of the time accidentally) sneak up on people. Their reaction is like when in a slasher flick someone turns around and it is revealed that the killer was right behind them

Talk is cheap.

And how is this relevent?

I spend way too much time on TVtropes

It's extremely easy to act tough on an internet forum. And here to back me up is David Bowie:

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_la...5nlno1_500.jpg

http://images.cheezburger.com/comple...18072a4c07.jpg

Im not talking tough, I am stating a fact.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_nsIJ_dWO_R...-of-a-lake.jpg

I am also stating a fact.

That may be so, but if your statement is refering to my earlier post it is irrelevent. Being able to sneak up on people is not a "internet tough guy" boast, it is a testiment to how unaware most people are to their surroundings, how easy it is to sneak up on them, and how I am unusually quiet for a person my size.

Therefore, your argument is invalid because you have no argument

Yeah smith's not saying hes some uber ninja, hes saying some people are really oblivious to whats around them. Besides, a dude dressing as a wizard is lame, and whats with the cup and saucer grip? Obvious sighn of lack of gun training.

Back to randomness....