May sister has been a major cunt the ENTIRE FUCKING DAY!!!

I ate some leftover Mexican food. Big mistake

For no reason?

Hah! My immune system kicked food poisoning's ass. I was only sick for like 30 minutes

Started watching Neon Genesis Evangeleon b/c I keep hearing about it. The dude who wrote it needs to see a shrink

Coffee is the best.

there is a reason its because she was genetically arranged to be a bitch.
less scientifically speaking: she's a woman.

More specifically speaking: She's on her period, maybe? You did consider that possibility, right?

And good luck finding a girlfriend with your attitude towards women.

All women suck to be around 8 days a month (4 days of period, 4 american idol nights.)

If I owned a thermos smaller than a friggin' liter, I'd bring coffee to school