You can replace the leads of (500) Days of Summer with the ghost of Heath Ledger and Katy Perry and it still would be the same.

Proof:

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6...w0w6o1_500.jpg

http://antoniofarinha.com/blog/wp-co...-deschanel.jpg

I went to ammuntiontogo.com's website in Brenham, around where they make Blue Bell icecream, and I:

Held an Uzi (very heavy)
Was able to examine the S&W Bodyguard .380
Held that tiny little 1911 Sig makes
Held a Calico carbine
Found an out of the way counter full of cheap ($225-$350) S&W autos in GREAT condition
Saw a LAR Grizzly up close

I'm going to kill the cast of Jersey Shore with a shotgun. And when they ask why I did it, I'll say I did it "for the lulz" (which is the only reason why anyone does anything).

When asked say "I dont deserve any special recognition officers, just doing my part to make the world a better place."

I must be the only irish guy who doesnt give a crap its st patricks day. when your underaged st pattys and new years are the holidays where everyone else goes out having fun. Oh well 4 months and counting.

I swear, if anyone pinches me today for not wearing green, I'm gonna knock their teeth out. :mad:

And holy crap, I didn't know I had almost 1,000 posts here... :eek:

When will metrosexuals admit that they're just gay?

The only thing im wearing thats green is my boxers and im not eactly showing those to people. Its sad seeing im 3/4 irish. then theres people who flip that you dont wear green but have no irish blood at all, even people who are like italian, german, etc.

"You know why God made whiskey, Mr. Marston?"
"No"
"Ah, so the Irish don't rule the world"