If anyone wants to know what I look like, I look sorta like my xbox live avatar except meaner looking

http://live.xbox.com/en-US/default.aspx

I look like Phillip Seymour Hoffman but 28 years younger and with red hair.

I still can't believe ya'll haven't figured out my favorite (non Wild Geese) movie

I saw my dad today at 5:30 after he had been in surgery for 9 hours removing a tumor behind his right eye. and you know what, that's extreme, and he's going from NICU to a regular hospital room tomorrow. praise the Lord

Now he gets to look like Snake Plissken for a week or two!

I thought he was dead.

Who? Plissken or Zulu's dad?

Snake Plissken.

No, he hasn't died

yeah there remaking escape from new york.....

Is it me or am I the only person who can come up with an original story?

How does Ashton Kutcher keep finding work? It boggles the mind!

My math teacher is an unsettling combination of Andy from The Office and Kenneth from 30 Rock. *shudder*

My english teacher is a combination between a soccermom and a chihuaha on meth

Cartman finally gets what he deserves:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rfbxc...xp_r2-2r-30-HM

Why haven't these two married yet?:

http://www.celebritycouples.net/Cele...5/Default.aspx

People's personal business isn't anyone's business but their own

This is my favorite song of all time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG6b3...eature=related

This is just about my favorite song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN4zT...eature=related

Hyde stoled my fantasy! Goddamn you, Hyde!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECfVNwP9Kz0

I hate that show

Why? Because it takes place in the 70's and according to you, everything in the 70's sucked?

That makes no sense

I'm saying that the show takes place in the 1970's.

But it has nothing to do with the show being set in the 70's. I just hate sitcoms in general

Guns should have an "extreme danger" setting.

Mr. Garrison speaks my thoughts here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_kN0...eature=related

My school's putting on a production of Singin' In the Rain. I'm going out for the Gene Kelly part.

School carnival tomorrow. I haven't even had to do any work this week

The good ole ultra-violence, droogs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWLBy...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDqU55EkAdQ
Nostalgia... nostalgia everywhere...

I haven't even been up 20 minutes and my hip already hurts :mad:

I think I'm going to go cold turkey on the internet for a while.

Nah, man. The internet is your friend and you can quit whenever you like, but who wants to quit?

After going to Bass Pro Shop the other day and handling a couple of their pistols, I have decided that if I am to get a Glock, it will be a 19 or 21

Us humans are so amazingly primitive that we still think that digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

I have never had a digital watch that worked

Blow-off days are awesome

After handling glocks I have decided that if I get one it will be because whatever LE agency I work for requires it. And Ill customize the crap out of it to make it not suck.