but if he did marry a southener then most of the southerners would be related to him! you know we're all related somehow in the south!

vermont has the highest incest rate actually

no dammit! not incest!
im not talking about incest. that's messed up.
im talking about the south is pretty much all related. jimmy's best friend is probrably also his mom's aunt's daughter's nephew's sister's daughter, twice removed.

Yeah that's how incest works.

I thought you were making more lameass southerner marrying cousins jokes

In the South, we send those sickos to Vermont whenever we catch 'em

You yanks and your north vs south jokes :D. Don´t make me call my austrian basement buddy, he knows something about incest.

I know plenty of people from the south and i find southern jokes lame. The southerns I know enjoy tobacco and cheap crap beer but there not racists who bang their own sisters like all the stupid jokes.

im a southerner and i know none of the sort. but i hate the idea that there are sicko's who marry there sister and sit on their porch with a shotgun drinking beer and spitting tobacco.

All the southern people i know i met in the USCG and most dipped. But then tobacco is big in the military